Beware The Boob Stare [104 Photos]

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Like it or not, ladies, it is IMPOSSIBLE for guys to not look at boobs when they’re in our vicinity. No matter how hard we try, our brain is screaming for us too look down and catch as long a glimpse of those puppies as possible. And when we get a really good look, it can totally make our day. But fellas, beware of the boob stare – these days, somebody probably has a camera pointed right at you…  (more…)

Fat Boobs-Day

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Woo Hooo!! It’s Mardi Gras people, and that means it’s time to celebrate. But instead of just giving you the standard bead babes, we thought we’d offer-up something a little lot different for this year’s Fat Tuesday. And if you’re a boob-lover, you’ve just hit the freakin’ jackpot. We present to you, Fat Boobs-Day!

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Mardi Gras Boobs for Beads Debauchery

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On any normal day, try to get women to show you their boobs for 4-cent plastic beads and all you’ll get is slapped in the face. But do the same thing at Mardi Gras and you’ll have everyone from strippers to elementary school librarians clawing to get their tops off as fast as possible. Why, we have no clue – it’s best to not ask. But with Fat Tuesday right around the corner, we decided honor this genius boobs-for-beads tradition, which dates back to the 1970s (of course),  with a wall of all the awesomely debaucherous action. Enjoy!

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Hollywood’s Breast: “A”Listers and a Couple of “B”s

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With most of Hollywood booking appointments at their local cosmetic surgeon for a little body “enhancement,” some of Tinsel Town’s hotties honeys have stayed true to their nature and rocked what their mama gave ‘em. Sure, they might not fill out a bikini as well as Heidi Klum or have the cleavage line of Scar Jo, but these bangin’ babes look every bit as hot. So to those with a little less than a handful, we at COED salute you.

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Hooters: Eat Fried Food, Feel the Misery

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Hooters? Depressing? You don’t say. All I’ve ever had to do was take a look at the horrible orange and white paint job adorning the outside of most Hooters restaurants to know those places are a bevy of bad taste and depression.

Oh yeah, and fifteen year olds.

In my town, Hooters was the place adolescent boys with fake IDs and too much cologne spent their Friday nights when no one their own age would date them.

Hooters was the place high school’s biggest assholes went to feel superior to women who would never look at them in real life, as well as the place a friend’s friend once tried to work at but quit after some perv threw a popcorn shrimp at her boobs.

In conclusion: Hooters is drenched in grossness. (more…)

The Perfect Boob Is All About the Nips (According to Science)

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What factors make up the perfect breast?

In a previous article titled ‘Finding the Perfect Boobies’ Chris Sullivan described the perfect boob by saying, “if you have to cup your hand and there is titty touching all parts of your hand, from your finger tips to the heel of your mitt, then you have the perfect boob in your grasp.”

I value Chris’ opinion but I’m gonna need something a bit more scientific. So, we now turn to Patrick Mallucci, a leading tit job doctor, who at the first international conference on breast enlargement claimed he came up with a formula to finding the perfect boob.

Find out his formula after the jump! (more…)

Finding the Perfect Boobies

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A mans opinion on the female body differs from guy to guy. Some guys like legs, some guys like asses, some guys like boobies; some like all three. Some guys care about a girl’s eyes and smile – these men are known as gays in the straight community.

As a male who is sexually active throughout the community, I’ve seen all kinds of boobies and I have formed an opinion on what kind of titties are best. WOOooOOooOOoo for boobies! (more…)

World’s Hottest Female Sports Reporters

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I first saw this list of “World’s Hottest Female Sports Reporters” on hogwild.net and I loved it. Great pictures and hilarious commentary but the layout kills me. It’s all over the place so I decided to jazz it up a bit… you know add some galleries and such. Take a look at the orignal posting then read this one and decide for yourself what looks better.

Here it goes….

Today I would like to discuss one of the World’s Greatest Inventions… the Hot Female Sports Reporter.

REASON FOR INVENTION: To increase ratings. I mean, to provide up-to-the-minute sideline analysis of injuries, strategies, and mini-interviews... and to increase ratings. For the most part, these women are articulate and knowledgeable about sports. But for the most part, us men don’t care. Boobies! Boobies! Boobies!

First, I present to you, Erin Andrews:

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