Buzzfeed just posted this contract that was left behind by a dorm room’s previous occupants – three girls. The terms of the contract? If these coeds are still “single and desperate” in 12 years they agree to get boob jobs and if the boob jobs don’t “increase desirability from the opposite (aka male), they’ll become lesbians and adopt African babies. The person who submitted the contract whited out the girls’ names but not very well. Check out the screengrabs of the contract and let us know who these chicks are after the jump!

After posting our 52 Best Natural Breasts of All-Time, much debate erupted over whose lady lumps were real and who’s were more fake than a campaign promise. To some, the difference between real breasts and fake breasts couldn’t be more obvious. But with advances in plastic surgery, it’s getting harder and harder for anyone to tell the difference. Still, a few details exist that can expose which one’s are all-natural and which were made in a factory. So read on and never be fooled again!

After posting our 52 Best Natural Breasts of All-Time, much debate erupted over whose lady lumps were real and whose were more fake than a campaign promise. To some, the difference between real breasts and fake breasts couldn’t be more obvious. But with advances in plastic surgery, it’s getting harder for anyone to tell the difference. Still, a few details exist that can expose which one’s are all-natural and which were made in a factory. So read on and never be fooled again!

After posting our 52 Best Natural Breasts of All-Time, much debate erupted over whose lady lumps were real and who’s were more fake than a campaign promise. To some, the difference between real breasts and fake breasts couldn’t be more obvious. But with advances in plastic surgery, it’s getting harder and harder for anyone to tell the di… Click to read more

Katie Price, known as “Jordan” in the modeling world, has whittled away at her once-voluptuous body enough to regret cosmetic surgery altogether – but not enough to undergo one final procedure!
From Daily Mail:
“I’ve had three boob jobs done before and I’ve seen enough other ones to know what they should look like an… Click to read more

How did Hilary Duff celebrate her 20th birthday? By ditching the chubby Lizzy McGuire look and sexing up her image. She hit the gym and molded herself a new, smokin’ hot body.
Duff shed the pounds around her gut – and miraculously packed them onto her now-heaving chest. Her new December 2007 FHM pictures make me wonder whether or not she had the hel… Click to read more

For flat-chested girls, having a full C, or even B, cup would be a dream come true. It was for Heidi. I know multiple friends of mine that have commented on how much they want larger boobs and would consider implants when they are older. Personally, the idea of inserting foreign substances into my chest sounds uncomfortable and unappealing. But, I also may not f… Click to read more