You know what stinks? Everything, everybody, every moment of life.

Ok, really: in this current, war-torn world of ours, life can get pretty bad, even disastrous – but that is not what we will be talking about here.

I’m talking about things that stink, like when you leave your overworked and underpaid job an hour later than usual, run to the bank as quick as possible before it closes to cash your check just to find out it closed an hour earlier.

Sucks – or rather, stinks – to be you.

Your rent check is going to bounce now and your landlord is gonna call you up, all pissy and annoying – just like last month. It’s not the end of the world, but it sure as hell stinks.

Febreze knows alot about airing out messes, so what better company to start a web campaign called “What Stinks?” based upon things that inconvenience everyday people. (more…)

What’s in the pot, Martha – pot? Clearly not.

When comedienne/everywoman Amy Sedaris appeared on Martha Stewart recently to cook “Lil’ Smokie Cheese Balls” she stated that A1 sauce “is equivalent to Bongwater.”

Martha obviously had no idea what Sedaris was talking about.

Then Sedaris proceeded to say that she “used to smoke”…so Martha replied “do you like smoked cheese?” Clueless! I can’t believe this “baker” has never been “baked.” (more…)