12 Jobs You’ll Do Better While Stoned

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Common knowledge tells us that smoking weed while trying to do anything “productive” is a fool’s errand – the two just don’t mix. And if you’re a lawyer, airline pilot, large crane operator or brain surgeon, that’s probably true. But for many of us, with far less intense jobs, marijuana can actually help you do your job better! Here are the 12 jobs where weed actually acts as a performance-enhancing drug.  (more…)

Why You Shouldn’t Cheat

womens_revenge_intro• These Women Don’t F**k Around

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• The Sexiest Swedish Chicks We’ve Ever Seen

24 “Nice View!” Moments

The 24 Types of Pot Smokers

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This day and age, it seems like damn near everybody smokes pot. And with weed quickly coming into the mainstream in a big way, that number is only going to go up. So whether you’ve been smoking for years or are just getting into this awesome herb, here is a quick guide to the different types of pot smokers you’ll run into during your toking travels.  (more…)

Girls Want 420 Sexy Time

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Sex is awesome. Like, really awesome. But you know what’s even better? Stoned sex! And according to the lovely ladies of CollegeCandy.com, the high-hook-up is topping the list of many girls’ 420-to-do lists. Luckily for us all, they’ve laid out some tips for how to keep the 420 love-fest from becoming a sad lesson in why drugs are lame. Plus, for all you non-believers out there, a few reasons why smoking before jumping slowly shuffling into the sack can add a whole new layer of “hell yes” to your 4/20.

Check out the full story here!

Top 5 Historical 420 Buzzkills

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April 20th, better known as 420, is a day of global jubilee, when good people from around the world celebrate, in a haze of glory, their drug of choice: marijuana. It’s a day to forget the troubles of life, sit back and smoke the biggest f’ing blunt you can get your grubby mitts on. But this day hasn’t always been just bong hits and munchies. Here are the top five historical events that really put a damper on the dopest day of the year. (more…)

Hotties in Pot-Tees

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In these trying times, it’s important to remember the good things that make life worth living – like hot chicks wearing funny pot t-shirts! Ok, so maybe they don’t make life worth living, but they certainly make it a hell of a lot more fun. We came across these pictures while doing research for another post, and just couldn’t stop looking. And after a bit of research, we found that the whole set is for a Site called Gen-Why.com and their marijuana merchandise-selling store. We really don’t know much else than that – but we do know these pot-loving hotties are smokin’! (more…)

Happy Birthday Bob Marley! [Video]

Today is Reggae legend Bob Marley’s birthday. So in remembrance, we bring you a little “Redemption Song” to kick off the day. The wake-and-bake is up to you.

Michael Phelps Caught Smoking a Bong (PICS)

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If you’re reading this, chance are good you’re high right now. But it may come as some surprise that 14-time US Olympic gold medalist swimmer, Michael Phelps – arguably the greatest Olympian of all-time – wait for it….smokes weed, too!!! Gasp!

Proof comes after this picture (above) got into the hands of British tabloid News of the World, who busily condemns Phelps’ “drug use” as a defamation of what it means to be a true athlete. The picture was taken at a party at the University of South Carolina on November 6, ‘08 while Phelps was there visiting his “secret” girlfriend, Jordan Matthews.

Says News of the World:

Our source revealed: “Michael came to visit Jordan but ended up just getting wasted every night.

“He arrived with a group of girls hanging all over him. Jaws hit the floor when he walked in. You don’t get many celebrities in Columbia, so when Phelps comes to your party it’s a very big deal.

“He didn’t know many people so you’d think he’d be a little shy. But he was loud, obnoxious and slamming beers from the get-go.

“Every girl wanted a piece of him and every guy wanted to be his best buddy. He couldn’t get enough of all the attention.”

Wait, Michael Phelps is a douchey party animal and college chicks wanna do him? No. WAY! That’s the g*ddamn craziest thing I’ve ever heard. Ever… But seriously, Phelps, WTF**K, dude? A lot of people still think smoking weed is as bad as chopping-off someone’s hand – or worse. So when you do it, DON’T LET PEOPLE TAKE YOUR F**KING PICTURE!

(Image: NewsoftheWorld.co.uk)

So You Want to Funnel a Beer?

beer-funnelMastering the art of beer funneling is an absolute must for any true weekend warrior.

If you have built up such a high tolerance to alcohol that it takes twelve beers to get your buzz on then you are ready to transition from beer drinker to beer bong extraordinaire.

Here are a few tips and tricks of the trade to get you ready for the best night of drinking and quite possibly the worst hang over of your life. But no fear because as we know chick dig beer funnels!

Do’s:

1) Do make sure that the plastic funnel is securely fastened to the plastic hose via a heavy-duty plumbers hose clamp. The idea is to get the beer in you, not on you.

2) Do make sure to frequently stop by the urinal and piss your brains out so you are ready for the next round, it will empty your stomach, make you less bloated and in turn decrease your chance of puking.

3) Do start out with a light beer such as, Bud Light, Miller Lite, Coor’s Light so your stomach does not explode like your first orgasm. (more…)

Beer Bong Babes

It’s back-to-school time, and you know what that means–awesome parties, hot chicks and lots and lots of beer. Sure, college is supposed to be about studying and bettering yourself. But that’s only half of it. To prepare you for the forgotten drunken wonderful nights you’re about to endure, we’ve put together the quintessential compilation of the one thing that’s best about the college experience–Beer Bong Babes.

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