You’re just about to take a beastly hit from your green and orange flecked dragon bong when you hear a knock on your door. “Who is it?” You ask nervously. “Mom!” is the reply. All that matters in your life comes down to the next few seconds. Where the f*ck are you going to quickly stash your bong? WHERE? Well lucky for you, you’ve read our post on the best places to hide your bong. Check it out after the jump!

April 20th, better known as 420, is a day of global jubilee, when good people from around the world celebrate, in a haze of glory, their drug of choice: marijuana. It’s a day to forget the troubles of life, sit back and smoke the biggest f’ing blunt you can get your grubby mitts on. But this day hasn’t always been just bong hits and munchies. Here are the top five historical events that really put a damper on the dopest day of the year.

This day and age, it seems like damn near everybody smokes pot. And with weed quickly coming into the mainstream in a big way, that number is only going to go up. So whether you’ve been smoking for years or are just getting into this awesome herb, here is a quick guide to the different types of pot smokers you’ll run into during your toking travels.

We’re not big spenders here at COED. We’d much prefer to save a little dough so we can indulge our nasty habits: booze, drugs, rock ‘n’ roll, sex, etc. That’s why we’re huge advocates of homegrown and homemade items, especially when it comes to one of the world’s biggest cash crops: cannabis. Previously, we showed you 88 Badsass MacGyver Bongs, which lead you to ask, “How do you make that?” Ask no further, we’ve got what you need. We’re your pusher-man.

What’s prop 19, you say? It’s a line item on the California ballot that would legalize various marijuana-related activities. Why should you vote yes? Well, other than weed has major health benefits, is beneficial to the environment, and doesn’t deter you from being successful (just ask Timmy Lincecum who just won the friggin’ World Series last night), COED has 220 sexy reasons.

Most of us would love nothing better than to see marijuana legalized, but is it worth the trouble? We take a look at reasons for and against its decriminalization. Fair and balanced just like FOX News.

Relatively cheap, easily accessible and arguably the ‘mildest’ form of extracurricular (and illicit) activities, weed will most likely be at the party you’re attending. So, what now, Fresh Meat? You didn’t live in a box or a bubble prior to college, but your experience with the herb is little to none. Let COED be your pusher man – er, I mean – “guide” for a Freshman’s first time toking!

Common knowledge tells us that smoking weed while trying to do anything “productive” is a fool’s errand – the two just don’t mix. And if you’re a lawyer, airline pilot, large crane operator or brain surgeon, that’s probably true. But for many of us, with far less intense jobs, marijuana can actually help you do… Click to read more

Why would any sane, rational person drink out of a glass when there’s a beer bong available? They instantly turn the lamest guy into the life of the party and the Ugly Betty in the group into a smoking hot babe. But not everyone can handle themselves when it comes to funneling beer down their throats. We’ve got all the (lack of) action caught on camera.

Forget the stoner stereotypes about smokers being lazy, apathetic, and hungry. Turns out they’re a bunch of regular MacGyvers when it comes to turning everyday household objects into state of the art bongs. Literally everything from a pineapple to a Tic-Tac case is fair game when it comes to these amateur engineers getting high.

Many of us certainly enjoy flaunting our love for Mother Nature’s gift to us all, but when nearby bystanders become angry with (or most likely jealous of) your display of affection, there’s a couple of techniques that can help you mask Miss Mary’s pungent manifestation.

In this number’s honor, there are seemingly endless options for celebration: parties, concerts, or just gathering ’round the hookah. Whether you’re a smoker or simply prefer to live vicariously through weed-inspired pop culture, take note of a few must-have swag items perfect accouterments for this most special of smokey days.

Stuck in the office staring at your computer on the most holy of stoner holidays? Don’t smash your bong out of frustration quite yet. We’ve got the fix for your frustrations and we guarantee it will get you higher than anything you can buy off your sketchy neighbor. So sit back, relax, and try to keep your jaw off your desk as you check out all 420 pictures of girls gone wild for weed.