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Finally! Mega-hottie Megan Fox, who’s only 22-years-old, has called off her engagement with Brian Austin Green, 34, saying she’s too young to settle down.
From HollywoodRag.com:
A source close to the ‘Transformers’ star said: “Megan still cares about
Brian, but she now realizes she’s too young to marry him.R… Click to read more