The Ferrari Enzo – currently the most powerful production car on earth, with a limited production of 399. Retail price: $1.3 million dollars.

So, what happens when you drive a car valued at $1.3 million that is known to reach speeds of 200mph (20mph faster than the take off speed of a Boeing 747)? You drive EXTREMELY CAREFULLY…or face the obvious consequences.

The following pictures are horrifying for the drivers who wrecked their Enzos, but so very entertaining for us commoners that laugh at rich people wrecking their precious toys.

Whatever – their tears probably contain little flakes of gold.

After the jump check out before and after pictures of the wrecked Enzo. (more…)

It’s the top of the ninth. The bases are juiced with two outs and you’re down by one. The crowd’s making it no surprise who’s up to bat next. Everyone from the grounds crew to Grandma Ellen are on there feet chanting at the decibel level nothing short of a Boeing 747 at takeoff. As number 25 steps out of the on deck circle and moves closer and closer to home plate, the 40,800 fans at AT&T Park start chanting,”BARRRRRYYY, BARRRRRRY, BARRRRRRY”.

Barry Bonds steps to the plate and immediately thousands of cameras go off at the same time. The flashes are so blinding that the pitcher looses consciousness for a split second and thinks to himself “this it is. I’m dead, and I’m following the light to God.” Then suddenly, like a kick to the head, he realizes where he is and what he has to do. As the pitcher steps back onto the mound, awaiting the sign from the catcher, there’s only one thing going through his head. Normally he’d be thinking about “Which lucky dancer at the Eager Beaver he’ll bring back to his five star, luxurious hotel suit later that night” but tonight it’s “Barry Bonds is sitting on 755 homeruns and there’s no way in hell I’m going to remembered as the next Al Downingâ€? (for those of you living on Mars, Al Downing is the pitcher who gave up Hank Aarons 715 homerun to surpass Babe Ruth). (more…)