I’ve watched enough Entourage and Girls Next Door to know that the Playboy Mansion actually does throw down the killer parties that it should. Seeing this photo gallery only fortifies that. Think about it, if girls get wild and naked for Halloween on their own account, wouldn’t things get taken to the next level if they go to a place where they do that regularly? The answer is yes. I’m convinced that the only way Hef’s heart is still beating is because he has gorgeous women around him at all times, which keeps the circulation… circulating. Check out a decade’s worth of easily the best Halloween party in existence after the jump!

We’re 99% sure we were one of the first, if not THE first, websites to blow the lid off the whole body-painted Halloween costumes trend. If you can prove that anyone posted on it before October 9th, 2008, we’ll prove you’re a bold-faced time traveling liar. With the sexiest holiday a few weeks away, we thought we’d inspire the hot young women who are low on the flow to think outside the box, get out of their clothes, and get creative with paint. We’ve got a gigantic gallery of examples for visual reference after the jump.

Bodypaint is the straight balls, y’all. And with a good bodypaint artist, one can be deceived into thinking the paint is really skin tight clothing. Chicks love it, cuz they think they’re not nude (when they totally are) and we love because we can basically see what the chick looks like nude without getting arrested. With football season kicking off and MLB playoffs around the corner, we thought we’d bring you bodypainted babes that will have you cheering double time. Check ‘em out after the jump.

It’s a given that we all want to see nude chicks. It’s like that scene from 40 Year Old Virgin when they’re playing poker and the guys ask Andy what kind of nipples his sex partner had. Are they like Hershey’s kisses? Like baby toes? Pencil erasers? Long National Geographic nips? But, sometimes, we have to applaud the models and photographers who give us “nude” pics with all the naughty parts covered. Although that Heidi Montag pictorial in Playboy sucked balls, we think you’ll enjoy these cleverly covered nudes. Check ‘em out in the photo gallery after the jump.

Who’s the dude who came up with bodypaint? That dude deserves a beer. Seeing as it’s International Beer Day, why not celebrate with bodypainted beer babes? Is there a greater combination in the entire f***ing galaxy? Beer marketers always try to up the ante and we think it’s getting ri-goddam-diculous. Grooves? Color changing temperature bars? Vents? Just show us hot promo girls and we’ll buy your sh*tty swill. There’s no better motivator for happy hour and the weekend then this gallery of bodacious beer babes in bodypaint. Soak it in? No, make your eyes chug this sh*t. Peep ‘em after the jump.

The Karma Foundation’s 6th annual Kandyland party took place Saturday, June 25th at the Playboy Mansion. Amber Rose, Paris Hilton, Bulls center Joakim Noah, Master P’s son Romeo, and Craig Robinson were among the celebrity attendees. Hugh Hefner celebrated the night’s festivities with his new girlfriend Miss January 2011 Anna Sophia Berglund. The party was overflowing with Playmates, “Kandy Girls”, and body painted models while world-renowned DJ Paul Oakenfold spun. If you didn’t buy a Golden Ticket, no worries, we’ve got you covered.

A buddy of ours pointed us to Maxim Hometown Hottie Michelle Baker‘s Facebook album of pics from her trip to Hedonism II where she hosted the Bodypainting X-hibition featuring the Jamaican Me Crazy Bikini Team. I’ve never been to Hedonism and I don’t know anyone who has, so jury’s still out on whether or not it’s everything it’s been cracked up to be, but if girls like Michelle and her hot teammates are any indication, it could be worth a test run. Check out the sexiest pics from the album after the jump.

There’s no place better to throw a party than at the Playboy mansion. Of course, having hundreds of beautiful women who are willing to strip down to nearly nothing certainly helps. But it’s the girls wearing only the mark of an painter’s brush that make Playboy’s Mansion Parties legendary. Perhaps no one knows this better than the birthday boy himself. In honor of Hef’s 85th and Marston’s 21st birthdays, we give you 112 of photos of the mansion’s most cunning walking canvases. Enjoy!

With the big game approaching, we thought we’d call your attention to a MAJOR reason why bodypaint flourished: football. Okay, so Playboy, soccer, beer, and Halloween contributed as well, but, hands down, the NFL is the most popular sport on Earth (shut up, soccer), and there ain’t nothin’ more popular than hot nude women. So, when cut-off jerseys, revealing tank tops, and pasties can’t do the trick. Here comes bodypaint to the rescue. See the pics after the jump!

Today, we want to thank all the good men and women of the United States armed services who’ve sacrificed for the security of our nation. COED wouldn’t exist if it wasn’t for them. And you can do the same by sending care packages to our troops overseas, helping homeless veterans or participating in today’s Veterans Day festivities. We, on the other hand, decided to gather up a bunch of hot chicks in armed services-related bodypaint. Yeah, it’s awesome.

JWoww and Mel Gibson’s ex might’ve turned down offers to pose for the gentleman’s mag, and Hef might move corporate headquarters out of Chicago, but there is one sure thing about Playboy. They throw SICK parties. Halloween is the perfect opportunity to see chicks wearing skimpy, skin-baring costumes. So, you can only imagine what a Hal… Click to read more

What’s part Mardi Gras, part burlesque, and part rock concert? No, it’s not the Minnesota Vikings “Love Boat”, it’s The Exotic Erotic Ball & Expo, a fun-filled celebration of “free love” featuring over 50 live performances from pornstars to strippers, supermodels to reality TV stars. This is the 31st annual edition of the show, which is set to take place October 22-23rd at the Craneway Pavilion in San Fran.

With Halloween right around the corner, it’s time to start thinking about costumes. Luckily, for chicks, they have it easy. While we spend a ton of money on clothes, hats, shoes, and accessories that’ll get chucked in the closet never to be seen again, women like the ones in this photo gallery just slather on a bunch of paint. Now, we’re not advocating you dudes do this, it’s for ladies only. But, next time a girl asks you what she should be for Halloween, you break out the paintbrush.