Who’s the dude who came up with bodypaint? That dude deserves a beer. Seeing as it’s International Beer Day, why not celebrate with bodypainted beer babes? Is there a greater combination in the entire f***ing galaxy? Beer marketers always try to up the ante and we think it’s getting ri-goddam-diculous. Grooves? Color changing temperature bars? Vents? Just show us hot promo girls and we’ll buy your sh*tty swill. There’s no better motivator for happy hour and the weekend then this gallery of bodacious beer babes in bodypaint. Soak it in? No, make your eyes chug this sh*t. Peep ‘em after the jump.

With the big game approaching, we thought we’d call your attention to a MAJOR reason why bodypaint flourished: football. Okay, so Playboy, soccer, beer, and Halloween contributed as well, but, hands down, the NFL is the most popular sport on Earth (shut up, soccer), and there ain’t nothin’ more popular than hot nude women. So, when cut-off jerseys, revealing tank tops, and pasties can’t do the trick. Here comes bodypaint to the rescue. See the pics after the jump!

If there are three things we love more than life itself, it’s beautiful women, bodypaint and football. And with the NFL kicking off tonight and college football last weekend, it would only make sense that we would find a way to combine our three favorite things into one mega-hot-picture post. Luckily for you, we’re sensible people and that’s just what we’ve done. Enjoy.

Today’s a holiday that all American can celebrate despite their backgrounds, careers, prison records, and facial hair choices. It’s International Beer Day 2010 and we’re opening up a keg of fun by showing you just how some very special ladies celebrate the momentous holiday. It involves paint, it involves beer, and most importantly, it doesn’t involve clothing.