On any normal day, try to get women to show you their boobs for 4-cent plastic beads and all you’ll get is slapped in the face. But do the same thing at Mardi Gras and you’ll have everyone from strippers to elementary school librarians clawing to get their tops off as fast as possible. Why, we have no clue – it’s best to not ask…

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Every time you first walk in the door of a bar you’ve never been to before, you check out a couple of things before deciding whether or not to say: First, does the clientele look like a bunch of douchebags? Second, is the bartender hot? If the answer to the second question is yes, even a room full of tools can make the evening worth it.
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When Sen. John McCain spoke to the leather-clad crowd at Sturgis Motorcycle Rally this week, he “joked” about entering his (pretty F’ing hot) wife Cindy into the Miss Buffalo Chip contest, a Sturgis staple with more topless chicks than Fat Tuesday’s on Mardi Gras. Unfortunately, she didn’t enter. But that doesn’t… Click to read more

Let the Quarter-finals begin! Despite Switzerland’s inability to progress past the first round, the girls of the remaining Euro 2008 teams are the best of the best. Today’s matchup between Germany and Portugal will only leave you begging for more (babes, not soccer).
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Mardi Gras (Fat Tuesday) took place yesterday, and we realized the age-old celebration has a way of bringing out a motley crew of characters. The conservative girl sitting next to you in History of the Western World could be the biggest freak on Fat Tuesday, but it will most likely be the local drunk grandma baring it all for your displeasure. Hey, it cou… Click to read more