There may come a time in your college experience when you are required to talk another person, and in some extreme cases, this person may be a girl. The trick to talking to girls is being able to say all the right things and also being very attractive. Maybe it’s the beer talking or the second hand marijuana that is wafting through my door, but I feel confident in my abilities with the ladies and want to pass my skills onto you.

First of all, all girls have body issues. Find something beautiful about the girl. Take your time and think about it. It can be anything, any part of her body. Once you have decided, replace it with the word “eyes” and tell her they are beautiful.

In the time it took you to find her most beautiful feature, you will come across at least one of her flaws. Assure her that her eyes take the attention away from her ugly or oversized whatevers. This will give the girl confidence, and she will respect you for your attention to detail. (more…)