Obnoxiously bright blues, greens and various shades of pink are walking, talking and dancing all around me. For some reason the intensely colored, and revealing dresses are the focus of my attention initially, not the girls wearing them. I can’t help but think this was a bad idea. I’m nervous. This isn’t an excited, happy nervous; it’s an anxious, uncomfortable nervous. I’ve never been to a strip club before.

On a good day passing Bath & Body Works in the Mall makes my nose itch.  On a bad day I could vomit, but chicks love this stuff.  Soaps, oils, skin what-not, it’s a fail safe “Never Go Wrong” on any occasion, so much so that I keep a few small generic baskets in the house just in case I forget a birthday, secretary day or some other manufacture… Click to read more

Obnoxiously bright blues, greens and various shades of pink are walking, talking and dancing all around me. For some reason the intensely colored, and revealing dresses are the focus of my attention initially, not the girls wearing them. I can’t help but think this was a bad idea.
I’m nervous. This isn’t an excited, happy nervous; it’s an anxious, uncomfort… Click to read more