I am sure most people are aware that Bob Saget has a dirty mind. The star of Full House and America’s Funniest Home Videos has become quite famous for his stand up comedy because of how foul mouthed and sexually explicit it is. He’s far from the Danny Tanner that most people remember from Full House, but what if he were to direct a Full House reunion today? It would be borderline pornographic and potentially hilarious and/or a total defamation of the popular family friendly sitcom. See how things would pan out along with Bob’s best stand up bits after the jump.

September 13th is Jeffrey Ross’s birthday. The current New York Friars’ Club “Roastmaster General” has been a roaster for the last 8 Comedy Central Roasts. In my mind, the last great insult comic was Don Rickles. Many believe he (begrudgingly) passed the torch to Ross, who manages to stick, jab, and uppercut with vitriolic barbs that sneak attack its victims simply because of his looks and delivery. While Rickles was a bulldog, Ross is like a basset hound. Anyway, to celebrate his grand entry to the stage known as life and to get you pumped for what is sure to be another classic skewering on the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen on September 19th, we’ve pulled together some of his best roasts. Check ‘em out after the jump.

Here is an additional classic clip from Half Baked. Up until this time Bob Saget was still well known for his role as Danny Tanner on Full House so this “suck d*ck coke” scene caught everyone off guard.

• Holly Madison vs. Crystal Harris…it’s on
• Are you being sexually healthy??
• This is why we still watch the Daily Show
• Is she faking it?
• Guess who is wearing a bikini????
• Some bro philosophy for you
• Jealous of Kim Kardashian’s playdate?

• What the time you’re turning in says about your night
• Guess who has nude photos floating around?!
• The ultimate Christmas freakout mash-up
• 19 weird questions girls have about sex
• 6 stages of getting drunk
• Man goes blind after climaxing…pretty scary
• Natalie Portman says sex scene with Mila Kunis was extreme

• Bob Saget is a dirty old man

• This might as well be a do not do drugs commercial

• a quality bar fight

• Is this the worst man in the world?

• man steals tractor to go on a beer run

• Every guy needs flip flops

• WTF

You know Bob Saget from his stint on Full House where he played the fun loving neat freak dad, Danny Tanner. But don’t let the lessons he taught DJ, Stephanie and Michelle fool ya. Saget’s comedy is raunchy, he’s a real Rated-R S.O.B. (If you don’t believe me check out this clip called “Danny Tanner Was Not Gay.”)
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