Two things come to mind when I hear the word “boat”. One is The Lonely Island’s “I’m On a Boat” and the other is “Boats ‘n’ Hoes” from Step Brothers. Either way, boats are f***ing awesome. And as Dennis and Mac found out on the Always Sunny episode where they buy a boat, “she can’t … Click to read more

Obviously, whoever built this boat racetrack had their priorities in order: Make the course so incredibly difficult, it’s impossible not to crash. And since boat crashes are so F’ing rad, that seems like a perfectly reasonable way to do things. Though I’m not sure if the contestants still feel this way after being wucked 20-feet in the air and breaking their boat.