At COED we try to pay homage to the funniest and most WTF sh*t on the interwebs. With our “Websites of the Week” column, we’ve done just that. If you’re looking to murder some time, you can’t do any better than our suggestions. This week’s sites feature celebrities with turtle shnozs, John Hancock’s best innuendo, and reasons why you’re a broke S.O.B. Check out this week’s top suggestions then submit your nominations for future WOTW in the comments section after the jump.

Everyone’s had a bad living experience at one point or another. But this guy, Gary takes the prize for world’s worst/most hilarious landlord of all time, as chronicled by Gabe, who started the Tumblr blog, Stranger than Eviction. It’s basically just a running list of the sheer insanity of Gary. So if you like laughing your ass off at crazy shenanigans, I highly recommend checking this out.

Apple’s 2009 WWDC conference kicks off today, with a ton of rumored goodies expected to be announced in the next couple of hours. So whether you’re waiting to find out when you can download the new iPhone 3.0 software, what the newest iPhone looks like or just wanting to see if the zombie-like Steve Jobs makes it for the event, our friends at Gizmodo are live-blogging the whole thing with up-to-the-second updates.

“College Life” follows eight freshman and sophomore students — Josh, Alex, Lindsay, Andrea, Dan, Anna, Jordan and Kevin — attending school in Madison, Wisconsin. COED’s has decided to bring two of the show’s stars on as guest writers to keep you updated on life away from the cameras. Below you’ll hear from 18-year-old freshman Alex from Montgomery, Texas…

Wednesday night, South Park’s new episode tore Kanye West a new one (see clip below), for being such an arrogant douche. But it looks like the hitmaker has seen the light, having responded to the episode on his blog with surprising self-reflection from someone who’s already announced themself to be the “voice of this generation.”

Is Live Blogging/Twittering A College Class Bad?
It’s quite common these days for people to “live blog” or “live Twitter” different conferences or events they’re attending, filling in others what’s happening in near real time. However, what happens when someone does that in a college class? Already, ther… Click to read more

…And the whole f**king internet goes crazy!
On his little blog, while he was at the airport, John Mayer wrote 10 lines about how his ex-girlfriend should move on and leave him alone. Minutes after he posted it, half of the net and almost all of the gossip sites started guessing who it was. My question is, why does anyone care?
I write s**t about my ex all the t… Click to read more

At the premiere of Resident Evil: Extinction in Las Vegas Sylvester Stallone and his posse rolled up like “Whaaaaaaaaat…I’m Sly/Rocky/Rambo and this is my posse, son!”
Sly gave the Hollywood Reporter exclusive inside information on what will be the finest piece of cinema this millennium – John Rambo: In the SerpentR… Click to read more

I despise Michael Bay – not because of his back catalog of overstuffed, budget-husking flicks (The Rock and Bad Boys were A-OK action fluff IMHO). There are hundreds-upon-hundreds of hacks in Hollywood; to pick out Bay as the single, solitary bane of moviemaking existence is plausible, but not probable.
I despise Michael Bay for being such a jaded, w… Click to read more

Calling all bong-rippers: Mike Skinner of The Streets is holding a “bong-making” contest on the last stops on his tour. One lucky winner (stoner, engineer, Nintendo Wiid player – same thing) will receive a drum cymbal signed by Skinner and two VIP passes for his August 26 gig at the aptly-titled Get Loaded in the Park festival.
The winner… Click to read more