I need to say this. Jewelry sucks. And I hate buying it for women and I think I’m done buying it forever–at least until I decide to get engaged. Honestly, is there a more useless thing on this planet then jewelry?

Completely ignoring the entire system of imbalance that permeates men/women romantic relationships when it comes to gift-giving and buying dinner etc, could I please get you something else? Something worthwhile. Something that doesn’t cost a fucking arm and leg to prove to you that I’m into you as a person?

Here’s some reasons why jewelry is stupid. (more…)

Where has all of the pride gone in the NFL?

Players need to spend a little less time “keeping it real” and a little more time either practicing, watching film, or lifting weights.

The latest victims are the Washington Redskins, especially Phillip Daniels and Marcus Washington, who have 18 years combined NFL experience. If you get absolutely sodomized by the Patriots second-string skills players, you should ease up on the whine and get into the gym.

This is professional football, gentlemen: if you don’t have enough skill or pride to prevent a team from running up the score, you need to just take it like a man, point blank.

Does anyone remember that growing up? If we lost a little league game or a fight by the monkey bars – no lawsuits, no fines, no whining – Dad would look at you and say, “Lost/Got your ass kicked? Take it like a man.” Return your bling and your spinning rims, have a glass of milk with some cookies, suck it the f**k up and take it like a man. (more…)