While nerds get amped for Black Friday or Cyber Monday, we’re pumped about Thanksgiving Eve aka Blackout Wednesday. For poor-ass college kids and young pros, this is the biggest night of the year. Seriously, New Year’s Eve and St. Patrick’s Day are for the birds and n00bz. Why? Because A) you get to hit on your high school crush B) reconnect with detention buddies C) numb the sting from haunting high school memories D) show off your newfound tolerance and E) nurse your hanogver the next day with the best combo ever – football and feasting. See what your future holds with 40 WTF photos of blacked out babes and wasted dudes after the “time travel” jump.

Wrap It Up is our end of the day daily feature in which we highlight the internet’s best pics, vids, posts, stories, and headlines. Today’s items include Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg joining Google Plus, the Russian women’s soccer team playing in bikinis, Lebron James dunking on a junior high school kid, MIchael Jordan’s love letter from when he was 18, Pam Anderson’s high school volleyball photo, Sara Jean Underwood’s naked bike ride, Gwyneth Paltrow topless, Shia LaBeouf calling Justin Bieber Frank Sinatra, Obama’s a d*ck and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

With Four Loko still being the most controversial alcoholic energy drink around, NY Daily News reports that the caffeinated version of the drink will be removed off shelves across the country by December 13. According to a press release from the makers, the drink has disappeared from the store shelves in order to prepare for the “new” Four Loko. It will hit shelves without caffeine ingredients, the company promised. The real question at hand is will the drink still have the same popularity?

With Ramapo College of New Jersey in Mahwah recently banning the substance on campus after almost two dozen students were hospitalized with alcohol poisoning right after the fall semester began we wonder WTF the deal is with Four Loko anyway.

Usually Jameson or Patron would be enough fuel for the fire, but every once in a while we still find ourselves creeping into something with the ultimate in extra torque. Whether it’s Everclear, Bacardi 151, or Yukon Jack, these guys are capable of being your best friends or worst enemies within the blink of an eye.

A university in Pennsylvania is blacking out social media for a week as an “experiment”. Hypothesis = campus wide mayhem. Result = Nobody f*cks with the Facebook!

Whether you party like a rock star or can’t admit that your beer pong game sucks, the chances are pretty strong that you’ve woken up the next day feeling pretty darn good (because you were still drunk) — not knowing what you did, who you did, or how in the world you got home. It happens and we’re here with handy guide on what to do for certain “I have no idea what happened last night” situations.

I’m an equal-opportunity reviewer. Top 40 pop is hardly my favorite kind of music, but gimme (gimme) a well-crafted album of well-produced pop and I”ll find nothing but praise for it.
Britney Spears has seen more resurgences and backlashes than any pop star not named Michael Jackson. From losing custody of her kids to her disembodied performa… Click to read more

Modern-day pirates at large in Somalia and Nigeria. I didn’t know pirates really still existed; my dreams have come true! How about dragons while we’re at it? (MSNBC)
Brit’s hit gets her booked…at the LAPD. (TMZ)
A Hellraiser remake is in the works! It’s the first one since…what the hell is this? How many more Hellrai… Click to read more

Is it just me or does this video look…uh…very low-budget?
And what’s with the awkward stripper pole dance? Notice how zoomed in the camera is – hiding something, director?
Like Britney’s sloppy self, perhaps?
As expected, this is like watching a train wreck right before your very eyes.… Click to read more