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Although its not usually the topic in the locker room at the gym, we men all have had awful experiences sexually. It could range from something you’ve said in the heat of the moment to bangin’ a girl you find out is your cousin. Welp, its time to discuss some of these situations, get them out in the open, so we don’t have to feel weird about it any longer.

1. This first experience is likely the most common sexual blunder committed. Those of us who enjoy throwing back adult beverages on a larger scale, like to the point of blacking out, are more susceptible to waking up next to someone who won’t exactly be winning the Miss New Jersey pageant. Just last weekend my friends were busting my chops for hooking up with a girl who looked like the female Howard Stern with a perm . Although you are getting some play, its still a hit to the male ego if the girl you wake up next to doesn’t meet the standards of your friends.

Advice: This is bound to happen fellas, so here is a life motto you might want to adopt. Don’t have standards, this way you will never be disappointed.” That might not be the greatest advice, but it really helps your thought process on your walk home from the girl your friends will now refer to as “The George Washington look-a-like”. (more…)