Chicks, man. Know what I’m sayin’? They come in all shapes and sizes. In high school, unless you either A) got lucky and had a girl hype you up to her friends or B) had a cool kid take you under his wing, you were pretty much left in the dark when it came to navigating the scene. Your chances of hooking up SKYROCKET once you move into the freshman dorms. So, let COED be ‘that guy’ who gives you the lowdown on the girls living on your floor.

Everyone has to make sacrifices in a relationship. It’s obvious, that in order to get some, you must give something in return. While it’s always fun to give a buddy shit for having to go see Sex in the City 2 with his girl, a Bro must also take into consideration that Karma’s a bitch. On the other side of the coin, there are certain things that guys should never allow his buddy’s girl to get away with. The following eight items are things no guy should allow his buddy to endure from his women.

If you’ve done time in a High School, chances are you got yours as a 9th grader, in one way or another. That first year (of fear) was so magical for me that I developed a glandular problem, thanks to the amount of sweating needed to keep my ever quivering body cool. So in a tribute to the good ol’ days, here’s five classics that I don’t miss, but would take any day over getting my ass burned with boiling water.

At GQ’s Men Of The Year ceremony, a visibly drunk Allen threw it down against the equally catty troubadour. The result is a beautiful mess.

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When the Queen of Mean, Leona Helmsley, died recently at the age of 87 she left behind a will, like most knocking on death’s door do. But in the billion-dollar world of Helmsley (hotel owner, real-estate mogul and dead-ringer for The Joker) no request was too wild.
Leaving the majority of her blood ties with nary a nickel Helmsley left her dog, Trouble, with $… Click to read more

There are so many great girls in the dating pool but there are also some real psychos. We’ve broken down the different types of psychos into categories and give you an explanation about each.
1. The Desperate One
She is always rushing into things – such as a relationship before you guys really know each other. You should beware of this girl because… Click to read more

Girls can be classified as bitches. Gay men can too. But can straight guys fall into the ‘bit*hy’ category?
Yup.
The Bitchy Straight Guy is one of the most annoying categories of the male species. He comes in many different shapes and sizes; sometimes he’s a thin hipster with stupid hair (like Marcel Vigneron, a contestant on last season’s Top Chef), sometime… Click to read more