“The liver is evil and we must punish it!” This is the motto these following people live(d) by. They drank their liver into oblivion. Punishing it like a red-headed step child. Blackout doesn’t even begin to describe the state of mind they were in. Alcohol-induced coma would be a better fit. To put things in perspective, 3 Four Lokos and 5 Beers put yours truly at .32%. So, WTF did these people drink? Find out after the jump!

According to the New York Times, the company that produces Four Loko is going to remove the caffeine and two other ingredients from the drink, due to the complaints of the high levels of the stimulant combined with alcohol.

Researchers found that among more than 2,000 college students with drinking problems, those who admitted to “extreme” drinking — eight or more drinks in day for men, five or more for women — were more likely than their peers to have suffered a recent alcohol-related injury.

Tony Do(r)koupil of Newsweek thinks your slacking.
According to his article Why I Am Leaving Guyland, he accuses male twenty-somethings of being lonely, self conscious and unaccomplished, mainly due to the perception that being single and binge drinking is the way to go. He references a grad who carries fake MTV executive business cards because he’s asha… Click to read more

College students drink – it’s a known fact. But the statistics regarding the level of intoxication in the future leaders of America seem to slip just beneath the radar. How much are you drinking? How much is everyone else drinking? Find out here.
1. Seventy-two percent of college students report that they used alcohol at least once within the 30… Click to read more

College students, most of whom are over the age of 18, can vote, enlist in the military and yet are not considered mature enough to sit down at their local bar and have a beer.
All that may change very soon as, “College presidents from about 100 of the nation’s best-known universities, including Duke, Dartmouth and Ohio State, are calling on lawma… Click to read more

Tailgating. It has become the most popular ‘ritual before the actual ritual’ ritual. It takes the term ‘pre-gaming’ to a whole different level. Whether it’s before a concert, graduation, Baptism, a job or even a funeral, it all has the same universal goal, laid out very simply in this sentence: “Drink to get drunk before you drink, you drunk!  Click to read more

Have you always imagined beer being a juvenile drink of choice? You know, the first thing you are able to buy with a fake id at the convenience store and the mainstay of colleges across the nation?
I always imagined a “mature” adult being the one to order vodka on the rocks or some sort of hardcore liquor. Well, it’s time for all of us to throw th… Click to read more

Johnny Depp’s influence on the collegiate culture stems farther than just posters of Captain Jack Sparrow or the one where he’s smoking a cigarette on a piano.
He’s even infiltrated binge drinking.
It’s called Edward Fortyhands, and if you’re at all familiar with Depp’s work in Edward Scissorhands well then IR… Click to read more