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OK, what. the. f**k is going on here? If I were a celebrity, I would be very afraid for my life – Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson and now king of the television pitchmen, Billy Mays, all dead within five days of each other. Mays, 50, was found dead early this morning at his home in Tampa, Florida, by his wife. Police say no foul play is suspected, TMZ.com is reporting.

So to honor this fallen icon of 4am television, here is The Best of Billy Mays – Video Remix Edition.

RIP, Billy – buying stuff off the TV will never be the same without you.

When you’re in the middle of a good smoke session at 3AM, the last thing you want to do is be traipsing out of the house to go shopping. Which is why the best place to buy the things you need is off the television, like God intended. But with so many products to choose from (seriously, there’s like a million) we’ve narrow it down to the 16 Essential ‘As Seen On TV’ Products for Pot Smokers to help you stock up on your weed-centric peripherals. (more…)

Late night TV ads can offer up some pretty great crap, actually. But the enthusiasm is usually completely over the top, and the example uses for the products often make about as much sense as Amy Winehouse. Which is why they should just adopt this style of salesmanship. [Language is slightly NSFW]