When you’re in the middle of a good smoke session at 3AM, the last thing you want to do is be traipsing out of the house to go shopping. Which is why the best place to buy the things you need is off the television, like God intended. But with so many products to choose from (seriously, there’s like a million) we’ve narrow it down to the 16 Essential ‘As Seen On TV’ Products for Pot Smokers to help you stock up on your weed-centric peripherals.

Recently Urlesque covered the Top 10 Celebrity Soundboards, but what if you’re a minimalist? Deciding what to click is too hard for you. Perhaps you’ve told yourself, “I couldn’t even decide if I wanted to get wet in the shower this morning.” The best thing for you is one button and one sound effect. Here’s your definitive list of single serving sound sites.

• New Billy Mays Commercial Coming!

• Comedy Central OKs Jon Heder Sitcom

• Britney Spears Is A Nazi, Literally

• Jim Carrey Is Gonna Be a Grandfather

• Was Michael Jackson Murdered?

• The Suge Knight Light

• “Road to Glory” With Erin Andrews

• Bernie Madoff’s Prison Handjob Ponzi Scheme

• Awesome Collection of Ruined Photos

• Is Mike Ditka The New Billy Mays?

• 10 Female Child Stars Who Became Hotties

• World’s Largest Passenger Aircraft to Date

OK, what. the. f**k is going on here? If I were a celebrity, I would be very afraid for my life – Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson and now king of the television pitchmen, Billy Mays, all dead within five days of each other. Mays, 50, was found dead early this morning at his home, by his wife. Police say no foul play is suspected, TMZ.com is reporting.

When you’re in the middle of a good smoke session at 3AM, the last thing you want to do is be traipsing out of the house to go shopping. Which is why the best place to buy the things you need is off the television, like God intended. But with so many products to choose from, we’ve narrow it down to the 16 Essential ‘As Seen On TV’ Products for Pot Smokers to help you stock up on your weed-centric peripherals.

Late night TV ads can offer up some pretty great crap, actually. But the enthusiasm is usually completely over the top, and the example uses for the products often make about as much sense as Amy Winehouse. Which is why they should just adopt this style of salesmanship.