When rumors swirled yesterday that Mickey Rourke and his The Wrestler co-star, Evan Rachel Wood, got caught making out, we were pretty impressed. She’s 21, and he’s 52. The cradle had officially been robbed. But how Rourke would stack up when pitted against the greats? We decided to put together a comprehensive list of legendary cradle robbers to find out. (more…)

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This movie made me laugh from my chest pubes all the way down to my balls fro. Will Ferrell took a break from a long string of sports movies and is laugh-out-loud funny once again. Don’t expect anything highbrow from this film though, it’s laced with penis jokes and profanity—often paired together.

The story centers around Brennan Huff, played by Ferrell, and Dale Doback, played by John C. Reilly, and their journey from live-at-home 40 year olds to “responsible” adults.

Brennan and Dale are forced together as step brothers after their parent’s marriage, and the first half of the film follows their journey from mortal enemies to best friends, unfortunately that journey also results in their newly married parents getting divorced. The second half of the film is all about Brennan and Dale’s mission to get them back together. (more…)

Billy Joel songs make me want to go down to the closest dive bar, slam six shots of Jack and give the local town alki a hug. His songs are classic bar anthems and although Joel hit his peak in the late 1970’s early 80’s (the guy was married to Cristy Brinkley in her prime for eff sake) the guy will be aroud forever because he created timeless masterpieces… and once every 5 years he gets newsworthy DWI’s.

Here are four of my favorite Billy Joel classics for you to enjoy.

“Piano Man”
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