The Internet is literally filled with jackasses. Their misfortunes and apparent retardation are a large part of what keeps people coming back. So to narrow it down to only 15 might be a bit audacious. But that doesn’t mean we can’t try. Here are the 15 people we here at COED think, for one reason or another, deserve a spot in the history books under “Biggest Internet Jackasses of All-time.” Enjoy.

NOTE: We did not include anyone who makes their living being a jackass on the Internet. Only amateurs allowed. (more…)

Congratulations, Internet! You’ve finally mated with yourself, and given birth to a horrid meme-child, combining mad-man, Bill O’Reilly with that totally gay kid that wants to stop being called a homo. I can’t decide if this is funny, creepy or just another sign that people really need to get back to work…

• Inside a Tornado

• Megan Fox Turned Down Bond Role

• Longest Volleyball Rally Ever

• Bill O’Reilly Uses Urban Dictionary

• Name That Moose Knuckle

• Grill That Wolf

There’s a lot going on in the Internet video world today. First we’ve got a real-life Cabbage Patch Kid, which has to be on of the most frightening things I’ve ever seen. Then there’s Mark Wahlberg saying that he’s going to punch Andy Samberg in his “big nose.” The SNL people proved that they’re still not that funny. Lil’ O’Reilly continues to make us laugh our asses off. Presidential candidates Barack Obama and John McCain roasting each other at the Alfred E. Smith dinner in New York, last night. Katy Perry busts her ass on a cake. A little kid is freaked out by lobsters. The Killers release a new video and a stock trader gets pranked on the exchange floor.

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Fox News hothead and uber Conserv-o Bill O’Reilly should go get tested right this very second! Why, you ask? Because his wife of 13 years, Maureen McPhilmy is reported to have once dated famous crackhead and Public Enemy member, Flavor Flav.

Mopping-up after Flavor Flav might seem like the bottom of the sloppy seconds barrel. But if this report is true (which is questionable, being that it came from WhosDatedWho.com), O’Reilly’s wife might have a lot more skeletons in her sex-closet than just an old rapper. Here are six people that might actually make Bill-O more angry than coming in second to Flav. (more…)

In this age television punditry and 24-hour news channels, there’s still one question left to be answered: What do all these news people look like when they’re having sex? Well, that question has been answered! With the help of some good ol’ stop and record technology, the good people of Gawker have put together the the “50 TV Reporters Give Their Best ‘O Face.’” They’ve included everyone from Steven Colbert to Bill O’Reilly, who should be honored to be on the list, since Bill-O probably doesn’t have reproductive organs.

Check out the Gawker’s full “50 TV Reporters Give You Their Best ‘O Face’” here!

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