In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, Tiger Woods “#1″ mistress is suing publications that ran a story suggesting she was happy her fiance died in 9/11, Eddie Murphy will host the Oscars, Soulja Boy apologized the troops, Caroline Wozniacki did Rafael Nadal, Justin Bieber crossed up Steve Nash, Kevin Durant’s tattoo might be more hideous than Maryland’s uniforms, Chuck Norris & JCVD might join Expendables 2, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Ah, to be a famous actor. The women, the house, the cars, the FREE drinks! We’ve already provided you with the reasons why it’s great to be a guy in Hollywood. One reason is you can drink your face off and people will still love you (unlike that b*tch who slapped you at the bar last night). So, while we can’t BE the actors on our list, we certainly wouldn’t mind the next best thing: drinking WITH them. We chose some for their ass-getting abilities, some for their war stories, and some for their sheer insanity. See who made the cut, vote in our poll, and let us know if you have any additions in the comments section after the jump.

Movies are supposed to be larger than your sh*tty life. Movie girls are already hotter than anyone you know, the guys have more money than you could ever dream, so of course it makes sense that the houses you see in the movies are going to make your humble abode look like the homeless guy’s cardboard shack you pass everyday to your cr@p job. In order to make you feel even worse about yourself, we’re showing you 8 of the houses used in your favorite movies. Make sure you unload your gun before checking these cribs out after the jump!

Bill Murray won the 2011 AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am and we have some incredible photos. Murray, 60, has for years been one of the event’s most visible amateur participants, entertaining crowds with his jokes and antics. After his playing partner D.A. Points hit his tee shot today at the par-3 17th hole, Murray offered him ice cream from a nearby concession cart he raided.

Happy Groundhog Day, bitches! It absolutely sucks donkey nuts here in the NYC as the sidewalks are covered in 2 inch thick ice and there’s inedible slushee everywhere. But, at least we’re not Bill Murray in Groundhog Day. Here are a few choice scenes from the 1993 comedy classic along with a re-cut version of the trailer. Here’s to 18 more weeks of winter! See the videos after the jump!

Bill Murray is the The King of Deadpan, but he also appears to be Captain Cameo as he frequently pops up when you least expect him. Take this article from theChive about him singing along at some random karaoke party for instance or this GQ post about him guest bartending at South by Southwest. Not many celebs would do that. Rumor has it he drives a 1994 Ford Taurus. The man has like 18 houses and he drives what I drove in high school. Ridiculous. Where else does he pop up? How about in Graffiti!

If you’ve watched more than three consecutive minutes of television recently, you’ve probably seen snippets of about eight different Christmas movies. Most of these star a celebrity whose 15 minutes of fame has long expired (Kathy Ireland, anyone?), teach the same morals you learned in kindergarten, and feature no surprises. And there&#… Click to read more

For anyone that has ever laughed at a movie, Saul Austerlitz’s Another Fine Mess: A History of American Film Comedy is a must read. Whether you’re a film buff or not, this anthology holds nothing back when it comes to tackling the genre of comedy in American film.

Ah, the overrated chant. If you’ve been to a major sporting event where an underdog upsets a favorite, you’ve probably heard it. But when it comes to movies, how does one know if a title is overrated? You don’t have that chant when the credits come up, so how does one know? The reputation comes over time. As the hype wears off, one gains perspective on its actual merit. The movies on this list are excellent examples of when the bandwagon careens out of control. And just like any other list, we’d like to preface by saying that COED does not think these movies are bad, but that you might want to pump the brakes, slow your roll, and check yourself when evaluating them among the classics.

Inception held at number one and is poised to easily surpass its budget of $160 million with this weekend’s gross. Salt gave Inception a run for its money coming in at numero dos while Life After Wartime killed it on one screen taking in $30k+. This weekend’s entries feature annoying dinner guests, little brother killing heartthrobs, Killing Fields, Hef, pussies and canines, hermits, gigolos, crime lords, and an underrated Lady Gaga song.

• Ultimate Yahoo answers fail

• How many girls have you had in your bed

• Bill Murray knows how to beat the heat (video)

• how is she so hot?

• so rap music is kinda cliche

• LiLo not the only Lohan in jail

• SEC football TV schedule released

Anyone like games? I sure do! Match the celebrity to the character they voiced and when you’re done click here for the answers. How many did you get?

Today’s lesson kids comes from one of greatest teen-coming-of-age comedies of all time. No, I’m not talking about ‘Bring it On’ or ‘Mean Girls’, but rather the 1979 classic ‘Meatballs‘ starring Bill Murray. When life throws you a curve ball, you either give it a whack or watch it pass by. But hit or miss, sometimes you gotta say “It Just Doesn’t Matter”.

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To get right to the point: Bill Murray was in Sweden, wasted out of his mind, driving a golf cart around a main street in Stockholm.
He faces DUI charges. From riding a golf cart. Wasted. In Sweden.
If being a Ghostbuster, star of Caddyshack, Groundhog Day and Wes Anderson’s male muse wasn’t enough to solidify his status as the Coolest Motherf***e… Click to read more