Saturday Night Live has been in a rut lately. One of their best cast members, Andy Samberg, is under-utilized, Seth Meyers sorely misses Amy Poehler on Weekend Update, Bobby Moynihan is a very poor man’s Chris Farley, Kristen Wiig plays the same character in every skit, and Fred Armisen is around strictly to impersonate Obama. They should really re-n… Click to read more

Saw 3d topped the competish last weekend pulling in $22 mil and averaging $8k per screen. Please don’t make 7 more. Just… don’t. The Girl Who Kicked The Hornet’s Nest almost cracked the top 10, which is impressive considering it only played on 154 screens. This weekend’s entries feature a masturbating dog, a dumb hiker, a villain turned hero, a law breaking sheriff, black chicks, and hilarious suicide bombers. Celebrate Lil Wayne’s release from jail with some movie previews!

Tweens across the nation are in a tizzy over today’s release of New Moon, the much-anticipated second installment in the Twilight Saga. And as much as we love Ashley Greene, Nikki Reed, vampires and werewolves, for our money SNL’s Firelight parody with Taylor Swift as one of the Franks beats New Moon in spades. Twilight Bad, Firelight Good.