F*ck the Netherlands, America is the country of cannabis. Our history is based on that sh*t, man. Presidents of the United States of America have been smoking ‘headie of state’ since the country was founded. Don’t even get me started on the Declaration of Independance, either. It was written on motherf*cking hemp paper. Boom. Game, set, match. So, in the spirit of Independence Day, COED has compiled a list of some of the commanders in cheef aka Presidents who puffed the green stuff. Check it out after the jump.

Where there’s power, there’s usually sex.  And no office is more powerful than the President of the United States. And what is a good presidency without secret children, hush money or naughty interns? Presidential sex scandals go back as far as the Founding Fathers, and so as we celebrate Presidents Day, we stop to remember our former leaders by taking a look back at the top 10 presidential sex scandals that rocked the political world. See who made the cut after the jump!

For as long as men have seeked fame and fortune, they have also cheated on their wives and girlfriends. Yet there are some men that go beyond simple cheating. These are the low down dirty, no good, crazy ass, DAWGS! Here are the ten most ridiculous cheaters in the history of sex.

Give Sarah Palin credit. It takes a special person to live in a land where bears and moose can end up on your front door step on any given morning. However, the research team here at COED would like to present ten other politicians (in no particular order) that are just as nutty, if not nuttier than the former vice-presidential candidate.

Sex and politics go hand in hand, just ask Eliot Spitzer. What happens when sexual improprieties turn into twenty-years of diapers, food, clothes, and college tuition? Here are 5 politicians who got a little more than they bargained for when they hopped into bed:

“Nothing says Happy Valentine’s Day like new kitty cat while your woman shops for your gift.” – Oh please.  How retarded, patently false, and worst of all of low quality pimp handed-ness.  Snoop would not be impressed.
In honer of cupid’s day I present to you a group of guys who live by the same imbecile’s creed. If that… Click to read more

The beauty of American democracy is that regardless of how many people want to see things change, there are a handful of people that not only hold humanity back but manage to make it worse in order to get that one thing that they really want. If you have ever wondered why the everything sucks and everyone is an idiot, look no further than these folks.
5) Dick Cheney… Click to read more

Tonight, two of the Democrats’ most vocal and vicious speakers will take the stage at the Democratic National Convention in Denver, Colorado. First to speak will be former President Bill Clinton, followed by vice presidential nominee Sen. Joe Biden.
While it’s still up in the air what President Clinton will say in his speech (which wasn̵… Click to read more

Coming To The Big East In 2010 – Men’s Lacrosse
The Big East conference is forming a new men’s lacrosse league that will include national champion Syracuse.
The league will start competition in the spring of 2010 and will include Syracuse, Providence, Rutgers, St. John’s, Villanova, Notre Dame and Georgetown.
The schools will p… Click to read more

Geraldine Ferraro thinks that Obama is on political easy street because he is black.
Oh Geraldine, I remember when my parents would tell stories about how you and Walter Mondale got electorally sodomized in the 1984 Presidential campaign. And here you are again, back in the limelight and trying to extend your political shelf-life.
I have to say with the utmo… Click to read more

First they made a photo of a bigger and blacker Obama, and now they are looking to join forces.
There are not enough cigars and interns to hold back the wave of s**t that will be spewed on Capitol Hill. Hillary and Bill Clinton are again teaming up on Barack Obama – this time saying the first-term U.S. lawmaker, whom they have derided as inexperienced, woul… Click to read more

Like any good twenty-something, I’m on several random email lists, usually of the happy hour variety. When one of my favorite haunts in lower Manhattan emailed me about an open bar next Monday, I did a cartoon-style double-take. Not because I’m that excited about an open bar, but because in the subject line, this one was exclusively for supporters of Barack O… Click to read more

Once again a member of the Clinton family can not seem to keep it in their pants.
At first it seemed to be a venomous little rumor started by Village Voice editor Michael Musto in August – but now various reputable DC sources are confirming what we have all hoped to be true.
Hillary Clinton has been having a lesbian affair with her top female aide, the sexy Hu… Click to read more

This “Beer Retriever” is truly Man’s Best Friend. (CollegeHumor)
Former President Bill Clinton jokes that he may “slit his throat” if Hillary becomes President, thus making him “First Lady/Man.” We will too, Willy – we will too. (USA Today)
A nightclub in London turned away a disabled girl, citing th… Click to read more