Hands down, one of the most pervasive male fantasies is having a super-hot girl move in next door. Just the though of having all that potential sexiness in such close proximity makes us downright giddy. Luckily, many “men’s” sites have taken it upon themselves to find the hottest “girls next door” the world has to offer. Here are the six best places to find these mysterious “girls next door,” online. (more…)

Toss on your flip flops, light up the grill and grab a cold one, because summer is almost here! And that means the fun is just getting started. So to kick-off the greatest season of 2009, we’ve compiled a list of the top 101 sweetest things about summer. From bikini babes to BBQ, this is what to look forward to for the next four months.  (more…)

Throughout the history of the world, factions have rivaled against one another – Trotsky vs Stalin, Ali vs Fraiser, Tupac vs Biggie. But today we have taken the age-old art of rivalry one stop further with Budweiser beer girls vs Miller beer girls. It’s the sexiest head-to-head since the invention of beer. And the best part is, these chicks are so hot, it’ll have you thirsty in no time.

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Every time you first walk in the door of a bar you’ve never been to before, you check out a couple of things before deciding whether or not to say: First, does the clientele look like a bunch of douchebags? Second, is the bartender hot? If the answer to the second question is yes, even a room full of tools can make the evening worth it.

Even though you won’t get her number, since every dude in the place has already asked her for it, few things beat an evening of sloshing it up with your bros while a bodacious babe serves you drinks and calls you “Honey.” To honor these alcoholic angels of the night, we’ve scoured the Web to put together all the best busty bartenders we could find. So grab yourself a cold one, sit back and enjoy.

The Arizona Cardinals are going to enter the 2008 NFL season with the ancient former grocery-bagger Kurt Warner as their starting quarterback, despite having the talented and expensive former first round pick Matt Leinart chilling on the pine.

Leinart started the first five games of 2007 before suffering a fractured collarbone against the St. Louis Rams.  However, Leinart is back and healthy this preseason – yet the powers that be are handing the team back over to Warner. (more…)

Labor Day Weekend is sorta bittersweet.  On one hand, it’s the last weekend of Summer to throw down with your bros and check out a handful of bikini-clad honeys hanging around the BBQ.  On the other hand, it’s the last weekend of Summer… and that blows.

So rather than sit around and complain about the glorious days of past,  we here at COED thought we’d celebrate this Labor Day Weekend with two of the most awesome things about Summer:  Babes in Bikinis & Chicken Fights.  Yes, you are welcome.

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Society has been telling women for years that the sexiest thing to sport under just about anything is a thong. But what do guys really think? What do they really want to see when they shimmy that girl out of her newest pair of skinnies? Or, do they even really care? I mean…they got our pants off. Isn’t that enough?

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Guys don’t really know much about women’s underwear past “This type gives me a boner, that type doesn’t.” When you’re in high school (or from Long Island), thongs are the best thing this side of Steak and a Blow Job Day–mainly because the tops of thongs usually pop up above girls’ pants, drawing our eyes and attention directly to the butt part of the body, flooding our imaginations with arrest-worthy thoughts.

Still, some (adult) dudes will tell you they like the thong best–on certain girls. But nowadays, it’s all about the boy-shorts. These fantastic bottoms create a magical under-ass area that does wonders for a man’s mood–if you’re depressed, just ask your girl to throw on a pair, you’ll see what I mean. They look good on girls of all shapes and sizes, are nice to touch when we’re fooling around, and are perfect attire for the WiiFit. Ladies, if you only have one type of underwear (which you don’t), make it boy-shorts–we’ll never complain. (more…)

Tom Hanks, 51, has a real down-to-earth, normal MySpace page, complete with tell-all blogs and video. And get this: he pimped out his profile all by himself! You know something’s wrong with the world when Tom Hanks is the second most-famous “Tom” on MySpace.

To safeguard yourself from knocking-up your girl turn to the Lady Comp, a device that detects if a girl is ovulating or not. It looks like an alarm clock. The future is now.

Some teachers teach, some have sexual relations with their students; others blow the f*** up on their students at the drop of a dime.

These analogies are surreal, like a Keebler elf skiing down a citrus mountain.

When an adolescent game of “show me yours and I’ll show you mine” is documented on a cell phone, child-on-child pornography happens.

Give the SNL actor/drummer some!

When your country is down and out the always-reliable “hot babes in bikinis” route works wonders.