Whale Tail Watching [44 Photos]

There’s nothing a man can do to keep himself from staring at a woman’s butt when her thong is sticking out. NOTHING! Just a flash of that thing floating just above the waistline is enough to send us into a spat of fantasies so dirty, we can’t even begin to mention them. So instead, we’ll just give you a ton of glorious ‘whale tails’ and leave the dirty business up to you.

Tight Jeans & G-Strings

No matter what kind of man you are, it’s impossible to deny the awesomeness that is the tight jeans and G-string combo. They go together like peaches and cream, whisky and cigarettes, blow jobs and… more blow jobs. Often called a “whale tail,” this female apparel phenomenon seems to usually happen to girls who have fake tans and tramp stamps, so something tells us it’s not entirely accidental.