In today’s edition of “Wrap It Up”, DADT was officially repealed, Conan got caught eye-f*cking Nicole Scherzinger’s tater tots, the most miserable cities and the fattest states got called out, Lindsay Lohan made out with her mom, Mike Tyson broke Steve-O’s nose, a couple porn stars hope to start a gaming site, North Korea party rocked, Vernon Wells created a meme, Playboy’s Jo Garcia put the joy in joystick, and breasts were slapped. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Notre Dame vs Michigan was one of the best college football game ever and COED was there with Quinn, the AXE Mannequin. We’ve still got a lot of items to check off our Ultimate College Football Bucket List… To get you psyched for the game, we’ve put together a cheerleader showdown between the Oklahoma Sooners and the Florida State Seminoles. Click through the gallery after the jump and vote for your favorite!!

The #10 Texas Longhorns beat the #2 Kansas Jayhawks bringing a painful end to the current longest running home court winning streak in NCAA basketball. The win also marks the first time the Jayhawk-giant-killing Longhorns have ever won at Allen Fieldhouse.

Ohio State? USC? Florida? The answer might surprise you. After Auburn finished the season undefeated (for the second time since 2000) and won the BCS National Championship, many asked where this team stands amongst the best of the past 10 years. Auburn’s conference, the SEC, has been consistently hailed as the best in D-1, yet they don’t have any schools among the top five with the best winning percentages since 2000. Of the top 25 programs of the last 11 years, five are from the ACC, four are from the Big 10, four are from the Big 12 and four are from the SEC, according to ESPN.com. So who ARE the top college football programs from 2000-2010? Check out the chart after the jump!

Saturday night the #6 Texas Longhorns take on the Texas Tech Red Raiders. COED pegged this as one of the 5 Can’t Miss College Football Games and it’s not hard to see why.

The Texas Longhorns destroyed the Texas A&M Aggies Thursday night and once again, Colt McCoy’s Girlfriend Rachel Glandorf destroyed us. As we broke back in October, this 21 year-old smokeshow runs track at Baylor and has become quite the camera magnet at Darrell K Royal-Texas Memorial Stadium.
It remains to be seen if Colt and his Longhorns will… Click to read more