Oktoberfest runs from September 17th – October 3rd. If you’ve ever seen Beerfest then you know Oktoberfest is a beer drinker’s paradise. Last year’s attendees enjoyed about 7.1 million liters of beer and 89,000 liters of wine while losing 4,000 items including 260 pairs of glasses, 200 cell phones, and 500 crutches. CRUTCHES! That’s dedication, Holmes. Anyway, we always lose our self-control when we see the slew of St. Pauli girls poppin’ outta their tops carrying massive steins of brew. You will, too, once you see our photo gallery of busty beer maidens from the festival. Check ‘em out after the jump.