The Tour de France gets underway on Saturday. Rather than celebrate another country with a flag whose colors are red, white, and blue, we’re hooking you all up with a massive photo gallery of nearly naked chicks riding bikes. Unlike the real Tour de France, we don’t mind if some of these girls use performance-enhancers. Sh*t, some of us actually prefer it. So start that warmup, because your blood’s about to be pumping. Neal’s something else is about to start pumping too. Check out the gallery below.

May is Bike Month and in the U.S. (USA! USA! USA!) Bike Week usually takes place the first or second week in May. This annual event, which originated in Europe in the early ’20s, advocates the importance of bicycling as a means of transportation. It’s supposed to help the environment and get people exercising. So, if you’re looking to bang a tree-hugging hippie, ride your bike to school or work. To celebrate, we’ve built this sweet photo gallery of babes on bikes that will make you pop a wheelie (among other things). Check out the pics sans kickstand after the jump!

The Tour de France gets underway on Saturday so we’ve put together a skintastic collection of sexy babes on bicycles, many of whom seem to be completely naked. Why anyone would want to ride a bike naked, we have no clue. But we’re sure happy these lovely ladies do! When you’re done checking out the 2010 smoke shows click over to our 2009 edition of Le Tour de Femmes for dozens more hotties!

Remember the last time you watched Lance Armstrong ride his bike? No? That’s because watching cycling is right up there with watching your grandma do jazzercise. Unless of course the bike ride makes an international political statement about our global oil dependence — as well as our society’s fascination with looking at naked people willingly riding bikes despite the fact they very well know it’s going to hurt them later.

We’ve all seen (or at least talked about) 2 Girls, 1 Cup. This isn’t that. But it is way more amazing and far less disgusting. Unless of course, you find girls doing amazing tricks on bicycles disgusting, in which case you should probably not press play. If, on the other hand, the thought of some sweet girl-on-girl-on-bicycles action sounds like your cup of tea, then totally go for it.

The Tour de France is currently underway, with star cyclist Lance Armstrong making his attempt to snag yet another yellow jersey and the TdF title for the eighth time. However, despite all of Lance Armstrong’s heroic awesomeness, he is not a naked woman. So to make up for that unfortunate fact, we’ve put together a skintastic collection of sexy babes on bicycles, many of whom seem to be completely naked.

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