At COED we try to pay homage to the funniest and most WTF sh*t on the interwebs. With our “Websites of the Week” column, we’ve done just that. If you’re looking to murder some time, you can’t do any better than our suggestions. This week’s sites feature pornographic chalkboards, some d*mn good Bible verses, and the hottest hippies down with OWS. Check out this week’s top suggestions then submit your nominations for future WOTW in the comments section after the jump.

From Adam & Eve to Samuel L. Jackson, humans and snakes have had a contentious relationship. But throw on on a half-naked chick, and it changes everything. Instead of being creepy, haunting creatures feared by all, they’re a hot accessory that make the chick seem dangerous and extra sexy. Not that we want our girlfriends carrying around 9-foot pythons or anything. Wait, yes we do… 

Claims that the bible can predict the future are nothing new. But no matter how staunch a believer you my be, I can promise you never thought God had a hand in, in any way, shape or form in 2 Girls 1 Cup. Don’t believe me? Then maybe you’ve never heard of a little number called Ezekiel 23: 32-35. Let’s take a gander, shall we?

• Now This is How You Sell Bambi

• College Bowl Games = College Cheerleaders

• Holly Madison Hotness Will Sober You Up

• Drew Barrymore Loves Iron Maiden

• These Ladies Will Confess Anything

• This Isn’t Your Parent’s Bible

If you watched the VP debate last night you heard a lot about Sarah Palin’s BFF, Joe Six Pack. But who is he? What does he like? What does he do?We don’t know Joe Six Pack personally (though we have hooked up with his cousin, Mark Quarter Barrel…who could not keep it up), but we imagine he’d be something like this:
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5′11, brown hair, brown eyes, some sor… Click to read more

Over the past seven years of the Bush Administration, I’ve realized that to know what people are lying about, just listen to what they’re accusing others of doing–which is exactly what Christian-right leader and founder of Focus on the Family, James Dobson has done by claiming that Barack Obama is ‘distorting’ the Bible.… Click to read more

Al “Super Cereal” Gore is given the Nobel Peace Prize. Good for him! (Nobelprize.org)
Modern moms are lazier than moms of the past. That’s what happens when the World’s Most Famous Mom is Britney Spears. (The Sun)
When an Agnostic follows the Bible for a year, things get hairy. (Tim Ferress)
Some dude is pulled over on the highway in… Click to read more

Over 80% of New Zealanders around the age of 25 have admitted to driving under the influence of marijuana. The ratio of Taco Bell wrappers and Pink Floyd albums to each vehicle driven under the influence has yet to be determined. (Stuff)
The NFL’s Most “Homely” Cheerleaders. (Daily Redundancy)
Stripper gets workman’s comp for &#… Click to read more