Happy September 2nd, 2010… a.k.a 90210. In honor of this glorious occasion we thought we’d do what we do best: celebrate unique days with hot girls and 90210 definitely has a few. We’ve take the cast of the new 90210 and put them up head to head with the cast of the old. And while the new version may not have the youthful sexiness of Shannen Doherty and Tiffani-Amber Thiessen, the new chicks are so fly, you might sprout wings just watching them. But when it comes down to which season was hotter, we’re leaving that up to you!

Brian Austin Greene made some kind of pact with the devil last night because he somehow convinced his on-again off-again girlfriend Megan Fox to marry him. And sadly he’s not the only undeserving assclown in Hollywood who manages to hook up with some of Hollywood’s A-list hotties. Here are 6 other guys who have seen far more sexy celebrity ass than anyone from their high school class would have ever predicted.

Most radio DJs don’t even get to use their real name, let alone go on to become a national celebrity. Howard Stern beat the radio odds and is now a household name. Whether you think he’s a comic genius or you think he’s repulsive, you can’t deny that you’ve heard about his controversial antics over the years.

Tonight marks the return of 90′s classic 90210 on the CW (8/7c) with a whole new cast of super-hotties for us to salivate over. And while the 2008 version may not have the youthful sexiness of Shannen Doherty and Tiffani-Amber Thiessen, the new chicks are so fly, you might sprout wings just watching them. But when it comes down to which season was hotter,… Click to read more

If the following guys lived anywhere but Hollywood, and did anything but entertain, these assclowns would be picking from the bottom of the babe food chain. But as it is, they are getting more undeserved booty than a fleet of pirates, shacking-up with some of Hollywood’s elite hotties. We’re not saying they’re bad people. All we’… Click to read more

After 13 innings, the Colorado Rockies take the NL Wild Card from the San Diego Padres. (Yahoo)
Schools the world over ban hugs between students. See? I was right in 7th grade – hugs do get you pregnant! (My Way)
Britney Spears, fresh off losing custody of her kids, shows up at the Peninsula Hotel in Beverly Hills, spending her cash and flashing her ass. I c… Click to read more