In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, the dog killer says the NFL forced him to sign with the Eagles in an interview with GQ, Georgetown throws down with China on the basketball court, Michael Irvin chimes in on Nevin Shapiro, Terrelle Pryor’s eligible for the draft but there’s a catch, Gawker runs down the 50 worst states in America, Betty White’s the most trusted celebrity, David Letterman’s life is threatened by jihadists, Gywneth Paltrow was a hero on 9/11, and much more. Check out teh sh*t we should’ve published after the jump!

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• ‘Glee’ Star Jenna Ushkowitz Gets Naughty for Tyler Shields
• Pranks Betty White Should Use On Her New Show
• HBO’s Entourage might buy the New York Mets (no joke)
• Rebecca Black’s “Friday” Goes To Hell
• President Barack Obama’s First Ad of 2012
• Jessica Jane-Clement In Her Sexy Undies

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This is about that time when every site releases their annual lists of the best and worst that went down in the calendar year. It’s a time for everyone to reflect on all the memorable moments; to place a bow on the past and send it packing as we welcome Baby New Year. For the past couple years, COED has released our annual “Women That Wowed” list (here’s 2008 and 2009). It’s a rundown of the females in pop culture who made an impression on us – whether it was for posing nude, declaring their sexuality, or for demanding oral sex. Is it always about sex? No. Some of the ladies on this list might surprise you. They sure surprised us.

Natalie’s always been a favorite here at COED – just look at some of our posts: we’d cast her in the All Female A-Team movie, The Golden Girls remake, and as Supergirl. But this year the eco-friendly, vegetarian, dangerously hot Harvard alumni cemented her spot in our memories forever with her thong-baring scene in the “Your Highness” trailer and her perform… Click to read more

Mexico’s Hottest Sportscaster and FHM’s fifth sexiest female sports reporter caused waves when reports that the Jets harassed her before an interview with QB Mark Sanchez went public. The Jets already had their hands full with other allegations that former team captain Brett Favre sent penis pics to then reporter Jenn Sterger, which prompted us to ask if h… Click to read more

This 25 year old UFC Ring Girl, Need To Know Personality, and Miss COED made her debut in 2006 but for some reason always took a back seat to fellow Octagon hottie Rachelle Leah. That changed this year when Sports Illustrated named her “Lady of The Day” in February then Maxim voted her The Hottest UFC Girl in May when she also graced the mag’s cover. In October, her… Click to read more

This 23 year old actress first caught our eye in “Hot Tub Time Machine” back in March playing the Great White Buffalo (John Cusack’s ex-girlfriend, Jennie, in the 80s) then blew us away about a month later with her performance as the lead’s longtime high school crush Katie in “Kick Ass”. When the new fall TV schedule released, we were more than overjoyed to see s… Click to read more

The Departed wannabe, The Town, ran this town (town being box office) this past weekend robbing the American public of $23 million. Ode to The Scarlet Letter, Easy A, whored its way to the #2 spot with $17 mil while M. Night Shyamalan’s Devil earned, 666,666,666. Jk, it got $12 mil. Alpha and Omega came in at #5, which probably won’t bode well for on… Click to read more

This summer is hot. Maybe outside, too, but let’s face facts: it’s what’s inside that counts. And this summer’s television schedule is sure to heat up your screen. Dates and times are subject to change, so check your local listings.

Betty White, the actress best known for role on Golden Girls, went from a obscure actress to an internet sensation over the past few months. The hype climaxes this weekend in a much anticipated SNL hosting gig. Sure it’s nice to celebrate a woman who got famous without releasing a sex tape, but does anyone really know the real Betty White? We were determined to find out the truth and what we found is going to absolutely blow your mind.

Admit it: you’re clueless. You turn on the radio, and you have no idea what you’re hearing. When you open up a celebrity magazine, it might as well be about politics, because you have no idea what is going on. You’re pop culture brain dead. Usually, that’s okay. But sometimes, every once in a rare while, you get curious. So you’ve got to learn. Luckily, we pay attention to this crap so you don’t have to. Here’s your cheat sheet.

#30 Kristen Stewart
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#29 Betty White
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#28 Pamela Anderson
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#27 Fergie
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