What’s worse than losing the King of Pop? How about everyone forgetting that the King of Pop actually turned into the King of Creep years before he died? In the past two years we’ve been subjected to numerous tributes that all seem to leave out the fact that his nose fell off during a child molestation trial. Sure, the guy was a music legend in the 80s and 90s, and has unquestionably written some of the best pop songs in the history of all mankind, but he was also the inspiration for numerous childrens’ nightmares, wet mattresses and countless hours of therapy. So in honor of the real Michael Jackson being dead for two years, we present truly tasteless Michael Jackson jokes. Check ‘em out after the jump.

What’s worse than losing the King of Pop? How about everyone forgetting that the King of Pop actually turned into the King of Creep years before he died? Sure the guy was a music legend in the 80′s and 90′s, but he was also the inspiration for childrens’ nightmares in the ’00s. So in honor of the real Michael Jackson being dead for an entire year, we present truly tasteless Michael Jackson jokes.

We know, we know – Michael Jackson has been dead for less than a week, and reducing his life down to a smattering of kid-toucher jokes does not do the man or his musical contributions justice, in anyway shape or form. But since when were jokes supposed to do someone justice? Never.