July 29th is National Chicken Wing Day. Chicken wings are the ultimate sports food. They crush nachos, chips & dip, pizza, or any other game day “delicacy”. You want your mouth to fall off? Get atomic buffalo wings. You want your jaw to drop? Dig in to a heaping plate of colossal cleavage displayed by the very hottest of Hooter Girls. Oh, and you can buy 10 Wings and get 10 FREE at any participating Hooters. This is what we call a “win win” in the biz. Break out the wet naps and check out the pics after the jump.

Hooters has been a dining staple for bachelors who are more horny than hungry for decades now. How are the wings? Who cares. How are the waitresses? More times than not, they’re mouth watering. The dude-friendly chain set the bar and paved the way for future breastaurants by releasing its own magazine, calendar, playing cards, and hosting annual regional, national, and international swimsuit pageants. Today, we pay homage to its namesake with a photo gallery of Hooters Girls showing off their resumes. IDEA FOR RESTAURANT: Wieners! The dachshund could be our mascot! No? Okay. Your loss.

It’s no secret – we love boobs. LOVE ‘EM! And so far we’ve show that love in every way we could think of, devoting hours of work and tons of digital realestate to these magical body parts – side-boobs, underboobs, hand-bras, the list goes on and on. But never have we highlighted the best boob feature of them all: Cleavage. Never, that is, until now!