Sometimes, it’s nice to have a little mystery in your life. And by mystery, we mean “safe for work” boobs – that fantastic category of mostly naked, but not quite, that we all love so much. Yes, nudity is great and nipples are amazing, but without a little cover-up sometimes, both seem a little less special. And because of that, we’ve compiled this Comprehensive Guide to SFW Boobs. Here, you’ll find everything from kick ass cleavage shots to super sexy side boobs to some sh*t you’ve never even heard of. So sit back, relax and get ready for more awesome boobage than a Lucy Pinder slumber party. (more…)

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What factors make up the perfect breast?

In a previous article titled ‘Finding the Perfect Boobies’ Chris Sullivan described the perfect boob by saying, “if you have to cup your hand and there is titty touching all parts of your hand, from your finger tips to the heel of your mitt, then you have the perfect boob in your grasp.”

I value Chris’ opinion but I’m gonna need something a bit more scientific. So, we now turn to Patrick Mallucci, a leading tit job doctor, who at the first international conference on breast enlargement claimed he came up with a formula to finding the perfect boob.

Find out his formula after the jump! (more…)