In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, Sesame Street claims Bert and Ernie are just friends despite an online petition begging them to get hitched, Bruce Willis will be in GI Joe 2, the first trailer for Harold and Kumar’s Christmas movie hits the webs, Rebecca Black’s Moment gets remixed, Stephen Colbert’s newest SuperPAC commercial explores cornography, Goodyear was REALLY sexist back in the day, Kanye West bit it on stage in Norway, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump!

Since 1955,  April 15th has always been referred to as “Tax Day”, the final day to file one’s federal and state income tax returns. This year, the deadline was extended to Monday, April 18th. As the “tax man cometh”, the gainfully employed scurry to ensure they end up receiving and not owing. That is, unless you’re a “tax cheat”. The list of modern history’s most notorious tax cheats is a veritable who’s who of murderers, pornographers, actors and run-of-the-mill wackos. But regardless of their background, color, race, religion, or creed, they all have one thing in common: they were all very rich when they committed their tax crimes. See our list of America’s most infamous tax cheats after the jump!

Rumor has it that we are supposed to invest our money as we work and get older so that we do not have to work when we do get older. If you’re human and not rich the idea of investing has to be a little scary. Worry not! We have come up with a fail proof method of investing your money that any and every guy can comprehend. So before you send your personal info to a Nigerian princess that just wants to give her money away, read this first.

Forget the years of the coked out 80s and the “Did I Really Wear Those Pants” 90s, the 2000s were the years that defined douche-bagery. A more than questionable election, a guy that (single handedly?) ripped off billions, a bunch of guys that ripped off trillions, and the most expensive football player in the world losing his contract, and being… Click to read more

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