“Mao Tse Tongue”
After a week of the Summer Olympic Games in Beijing, we dragged ourselves out of our celebratory drunken stupor to pick a winner for our Olympic Edition Caption Contest! “Roqdog” submitted the winning one-liner, and will be receiving a $15 iTunes gift card! Check back for your chance to win in the next competition… Click to read more

Despite her tragic falls last night in the fight for the gold against the uber-jail-bait Chinese gymnastics team (who won), 20-year-old Alicia Sacramone is still our favorite high-flying hottie. She’s cute as can be, and fills out the spandex better than any other gymnast in Beijing this year–maybe ever. Oh, and did we mention that she’… Click to read more

The Rules:
Submit your best caption in the comments section below, and the winner (based purely on our bias) will receive a $15 iTunes gift card! Since this is the Olympic Edition caption contest, your entry must be Olympics-related. Let the captioning begin!
Check out more photos of Drunk Girls Kissing here!… Click to read more

The Chinese have been dogged for years about their strange choice in cuisine. So to prepare for the 2008 Summer Olympics, which kick-off fully Friday in Beijing, the “People” combined some of their staple ingredients with American ballpark food, in a last ditch attempt to appeal more to the rest of the world.
COED’s 2008 Chinese Olympic… Click to read more

Yeah, you read that right. Chinese authorities have secretly demanded bars deny service to black people and other “social undesirables” in bars surrounding the Olympic Games grounds in Beijing next month. Bar owners told were told by the Public Security Bureau that they are required to deny service to black people and Mongolians.… Click to read more