Yelena Isinbayeva vs Allison Stokke
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Yelena Isinbayeva, the slavic stunner, just won Olympic gold in the pole vault competition. So we know she’s good. But is she hot enough to beat the goddess of Track and Field, Alison Stokke? We could spend all night trying to decide, so we hand the judgement over to you.
Which athletic… Click to read more

Either China is such an oppressively un-sexy place, or Olympic athletes have collectively given up on safe-sex practices, because two thirds of the 100,000 free condoms available to the Olympians sit untouched, on a shelf. This compared to previous Olympiads, which sound more like an international orgy of unfathomable proportions than a distinguished… Click to read more

“Mao Tse Tongue”
After a week of the Summer Olympic Games in Beijing, we dragged ourselves out of our celebratory drunken stupor to pick a winner for our Olympic Edition Caption Contest! “Roqdog” submitted the winning one-liner, and will be receiving a $15 iTunes gift card! Check back for your chance to win in the next competition… Click to read more

The perfect weapon–vicious talent, inhuman flexibility, super hotness–Anastasia “Nastia” Valeryevna Liukin reigns as star of the 2008 US women’s gymnastics team at the Beijing Summer Games.
With nine World Championship medals already in the bag–and a fresh Olympic gold, which she earned Thursday night in the… Click to read more

If you’re anything like us, you’ve been sitting around on the couch, watching the best athletes in the world compete for international greatness while you stuff your face with Funyuns and refill your beer helmet thinking, “Where the hell do all these amazing athletes come from?”
Well, if they’re from the United States, th… Click to read more

Despite her tragic falls last night in the fight for the gold against the uber-jail-bait Chinese gymnastics team (who won), 20-year-old Alicia Sacramone is still our favorite high-flying hottie. She’s cute as can be, and fills out the spandex better than any other gymnast in Beijing this year–maybe ever. Oh, and did we mention that she’… Click to read more

No opening ceremony for any Olympics before has been so well-directed, massive, awesome…or made us wish we were on drugs so much as the incredible spectacle of Beijing’s opening ceremony last Friday night. The drums, the lights, the giant screen and 15,000 people running, fighting, flying–it was a visual orgasm.
But we’ve done… Click to read more

The Rules:
Submit your best caption in the comments section below, and the winner (based purely on our bias) will receive a $15 iTunes gift card! Since this is the Olympic Edition caption contest, your entry must be Olympics-related. Let the captioning begin!
Check out more photos of Drunk Girls Kissing here!… Click to read more

The Chinese have been dogged for years about their strange choice in cuisine. So to prepare for the 2008 Summer Olympics, which kick-off fully Friday in Beijing, the “People” combined some of their staple ingredients with American ballpark food, in a last ditch attempt to appeal more to the rest of the world.
COED’s 2008 Chinese Olympic… Click to read more

Recently, we put together The Ass-Entials of Beach Volleyball, which covered the sport from a, uh, lower-angled perspective. But since then, we’ve actually watched the sport and realized it’s one of the greatest gifts to man this side of micro-brews and all-you-can eat BBQ.
So this time, we’ve gathered together all the women’s… Click to read more

#1 Stanford University
Number of 2008 Olympians: 31

This place is more an Olympian-making machine than a school. If you’re good enough to get into Standford, and good enough to play on their teams, chances are you have a good shot at getting to the Olympics. Topping off the list with a whopping 31 Olympians, Stanford earned their first medals of the 2008… Click to read more

#6 University of North Carolina
Number of 2008 Olympians: 14

Sunny North Carolina owns the U.S. women’s field hockey team, with six of their olympians in Beijing for that sport alone. In fact, every single Olympian from UNC is female. This is the first Olympics since 1996 in Atlanta that the U.S. has had a qualifying field hockey team. And they snagged t… Click to read more

#3 The University of California – Los Angeles
Number of Olympians: 17

In addition to providing 17 members of Team USA, UCLA has students or alumni competing for countries across the globe, from Canada to Belize to the Bahamas. UCLA comes into Beijing with multiple gold medal winners and eight return Olympians. How do they get so many, you ask? Well, if i… Click to read more