Have you ever wondered what mentally insane people see everytime they close their eyes, ones that have watched way too much bad television and movies? Well you get this – 10 minutes of what happens when you put a collection of unlabeled VHS tapes into a blender and watch the resulting phantasmagoria of chaos. We have absolutely no idea why this video was made or the purpose it serves mankind, but believe us when we say this: once you start watching, you can’t stop – no matter how psychedelically freaky it gets! See this video oddity for yourself… if losing your mind isn’t that big of a deal for you.

Well, folks, it looks like Drunk Christmas is almost upon us – and by that we mean St. Patrick’s Day! With the smell of finely brewed ale, vomit and dead leprechaun soon to fill the air, we at COED got to thinking about TV characters that drove us to drink in the first place; the figures we’d most like to knock back a few brewskis with. Whether they’re animated or not, these lads and lasses could probably drink us under the table any day of the week and we wouldn’t mind in the least!

The parades are scheduled, everyone’s decked out in green, and from coast to coast we’re all preparing to celebrate the annual Irish holiday, St. Patrick’s Day. As hoards of people flock out to their annual events, the beer begins to flow earlier than usual, with some bars starting to serve at hours usually reserved for a warm cup of coffee or a brisk morning jog. As you stare bleary eyed at the liquor store shelves, keep your eyes peeled for one of these ideal morning brews which will awaken your taste buds and get the morning started right.

Guys think about sex every 8 seconds, so you can’t blame us for getting hot and bothered any time a phallic-looking object comes anywhere close to a chick’s mouth. Some girls play along while others become paralyzed with fear. But, to us, the most enticing fellatio simulation is the vaunted beer bong because there’s no biting or chewing, it’s straight take and swallow. With Spring Break kicking off for many students this week, we thought we’d pile on to the mountain of excitement with this Matt Leinart-approved photo gallery of babes blowing knocking back beer bongs. See the pics after the jump!

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The Super Bowl is nearly upon us, and with that comes the swarm of house parties and crowded bars filled with throngs of people ready to celebrate one of the most popular occasions in sports. Whether you’re a complete football fanatic or can only identify teams by what color their jersey is, you’re almost guaranteed to be drinking and eating your Super Bowl Sunday away. While the nation celebrates from coast to coast with their beverage of choice, here are some breweries representing the home states of the Pittsburgh Steelers and Green Bay Packers. Make sure to vote in our poll after the jump!

Forgot afternoon games of Mah Jong and 4 PM early bird dinner specials. Grandmas across the country are tossing their walkers aside and skipping their hip replacement surgery in exchange for a good old-fashioned game of beer pong. Don’t believe that your grandmother would trade her wine spritzer for a Natty Lite? Check out our pics and see for yourself.

January 24th is Beer Can Appreciatoin Day! On this beautifully boozy day we celebrate that great day in 1935 when beer was first sold in cans. You might think you’re done with a can once you’ve polished off its contents, but you couldn’t be any more wrong. A ton of beer can collectors would pay for empties or at the very least use them to build a work of art. Check out our photo gallery of beer can art then upload your own beer can creations to editor@teamcoed.com. See the pics after the jump!

They say of all the great inventions man’s ever created, alcohol could be the best. So, it’s no wonder humanity’s greatest minds would invent bigger, bolder, and better ways to enjoy man’s greatest invention. From the flabongo to the morning after pill, we present to you the 15 best booze-related inventions. See the full list after the jump!

If you’ve ever cracked open a can of Guinness, you’ve probably wondered “What’s the deal with that little plastic ball floating around inside?” Well, wonder no more. The little plastic ball called a “Widget” was first patented by the Guinness company in 1969 in effort to provide the optimal ‘head’ on their thick and creamy stout, which is less fizzy than regular lager beers like Bud Light.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is defined by modern culture as, “The only beer that makes you feel as though you’re looking the devil straight in the face upon cracking open the first can of the evening.” A personal favorite of the hippest of the hip, and therefore, consigned to oblivion, this brew is completely recession proof. Throw on a pair of lensless horn-rimmed glasses, flip an obscure free-form interpretive jazz record on the table, and check out these killer PBR tats.

On a gloomy weekday, one’s mind wanders to the delicious anticipation of that drink to finally send the week packin’. The thing about daydreaming is you get hung up on the most nitty gritty details, like what song would I want to listen to while I drink that Miami Vice? So, I’ve gone ahead and selected a few matches here, where the ingredient… Click to read more

It’s time to settle the age-old debate that all of us encounter every day: should I get drunk or should I get high? Now, of course, many times we won’t have to choose between the two. But we are talking about taking a given situation and making a gun-to-your-head decision for either weed or booze. Many situations might even call for both, but a tie is a copout. So let’s make life’s toughest decision. We’ll give you the situation, a breakdown, then our suggestion.

You want to hook up with more than one girl at your party? It’s not an impossible task. Trust me, I’m a girl. I know how this works. Even if they’re best friends, you can have them both. All it takes is a little alcohol, a sense of humor, an ego that’s larger than life and a wingman. If the guys on Jersey Shore can do it, so can you.

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