Despite the fact that we’re in the process of smothering Mother Earth with a handkerchief soaked in CO2 and oil, the whole “going green” thing seems to be taking a hell of a lot longer than one might guess, considering the consequences. But that’s all about to change with a new, ingenious way to make beer. (more…)

No two things in this world go together better than beer and boobs. Hell, the entire strip club industry is built on this fact. So we’d like to introduce to you the ‘koobzie’ (aka the boob koozie), which is when clever girls use their boobs to hold their beers. We’re not exactly sure why they do this, but regardless, it has to be one of the most ingenious things we’ve ever seen. Now, if only they’d start selling these at truck stops, then we’d be happy…

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Prepare to have your mind blow: According to a new study, beer hydrates better than water! You heard that right – beer, glorious beer, is better at rehydrating the body than water. This is almost as good as finding out that money does grow on trees or that your uncle didn’t really touch you when you were seven. (more…)

This certainly isn’t the first time you’ve seen a video of beer pong trick shots on this Site, and it definitely won’t be the last – but that’s because there’s just something about beer pong trick shots on a Friday that gets you in the mood for a weekend of partying. These guys, however, seem like they spend a hell of a lot more time on the pong part of beer pong than anything. And… it’s amazing.

Researchers found that among more than 2,000 college students with drinking problems, those who admitted to “extreme” drinking — eight or more drinks in day for men, five or more for women — were more likely than their peers to have suffered a recent alcohol-related injury.

For each extreme-drinking day a man had in the past month, his risk of a drinking-related injury — from a fall or “fender bender,” for instance — increased by 19 percent.

That same risk climbed by 10 percent for women, according to findings published online by the journal Alcoholism: Clinical & Experimental Research.

Read all the statistics, here!

The best thing about Memorial Day is that it means summer is finally here! And with summer comes the good things in life. But one of the best parts is, you guessed it, chicks in (and out of) bikinis. One of the best places to see the sexy stunners of summer showing tons of skin is the lovely Lake Havasu, which has everything from endless beer to boats to loads of ladies taking off pretty much everything. Care to take a look? (more…)

Tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo – and anyone with access to alcohol is going to be celebrating the beautiful tradition of getting wasted off their ass, Mexico-style. So to give you an idea of what you’re in for, we’re re-posting my first-hand experience with the joys hazards of downing a little too much of the Mexican liquor:

Everyone I’ve ever met has a dark past with tequila. Just the mention of it makes their face go sour–the shots, the smell, the blinding drunk, and a hellacious hangover the next morning. For some reason, I am not one of those people. But after my family vacation to Mexico last week, I learned a bit about another South-of-the-Border brew: Mezcal.

Like tequila (which is actually a type of mezcal), mezcal is made from agave, a cactus-like plant, native to Mexico. Mezcals are often aged, in oak barrels, for two months to seven years, giving the alcohol a brown coloration and woody flavor, but are available un-aged and clear.

Connoisseurs will tell you the best mezcals come from the Mexican state of Oaxaca (wah-hock-ah). To fully enjoy the complexities of this subtle liquor, go to the city of Oaxaca, the state’s capital, who’s colonial architecture and friendly people only add to the liquor’s historic mystic. And also serves as the perfect setting to get way, way too drunk. Read More »