Friday, August 8th

COED Presents: Amasians

We couldn’t think of any way better to honor the 2008 Summer Games in Beijing than building an entire wall of the hottest Asian chicks on the Web.

What we didn’t expect was to develop a full-blown Asian fetish by the time we got done sorting through all the glorious pictures. And God willing, you will too.

Enjoy!

COED’s Caption This: Olympic Edition

The Rules:
Submit your best caption in the comments section below, and the winner (based purely on our bias) will receive a $15 iTunes gift card! Since this is the Olympic Edition caption contest, your entry must be Olympics-related. Let the captioning begin!

Check out more photos of Drunk Girls Kissing here!

Thursday, August 7th

Dude, That’s Not a Hot Dog: Food of the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games Revealed!

The Chinese have been dogged for years about their strange choice in cuisine. So to prepare for the 2008 Summer Olympics, which kick-off fully Friday in Beijing, the “People” combined some of their staple ingredients with American ballpark food, in a last ditch attempt to appeal more to the rest of the world.

COED’s 2008 Chinese Olympic Foods correspondent has been busy gathering up all the latest additions to the menu, and sent us the final list this morning. Get ready, because these bootleg foods are so gruesome and disgusting, they might make you join PETA. Yeah, it’s that bad…

6 Celebs Bill O’Reilly’s Wife Could Have Slept With Instead of Flavor Flav

Fox News hothead and uber Conserv-o Bill O’Reilly should go get tested right this very second! Why, you ask? Because his wife of 13 years, Maureen McPhilmy is reported to have once dated famous crackhead and Public Enemy member, Flavor Flav.

Mopping-up after Flavor Flav might seem like the bottom of the sloppy seconds barrel. But if this report is true (which is questionable, being that it came from WhosDatedWho.com), O’Reilly’s wife might have a lot more skeletons in her sex-closet than just an old rapper. Here are six people that might actually make Bill-O more angry than coming in second to Flav.

Wednesday, August 6th

The Girls of Sturgis: The Good, The Bad & The Ugly

When Sen. John McCain spoke to the leather-clad crowd at Sturgis Motorcycle Rally this week, he “joked” about entering his (pretty F’ing hot) wife Cindy into the Miss Buffalo Chip contest, a Sturgis staple with more topless chicks than Fat Tuesday’s on Mardi Gras. Unfortunately, she didn’t enter. But that doesn’t mean the party stopped for a second.

With oodles of women with a thing for two wheels, a big V-twin and a clothing-optional mentality, there’s no shortage of skin to get your engine going–or stop you in your tracks. From smokin’ hot to ugly as sin, these biker babes let it all hang out. To celebrate their free-wheeling attitude, we’re proud to bring you the Good the Bad and the Ugliest girls of Sturgis. So strap on your colors, stomp on the kick-start and let the ladies roll.

COED Presents: The Beer Olympics

Want to get into the Olympic spirit? Want to partake in an event that makes you proud to compete for world recognition? Want to create enough staggering drunk people you’ll think you’re at a Lohan family dinner? Want to play the game that recently got Notre Dame’s Jimmy Clausen in hot water. Then look no more, as your competitive spirit will soar when you partake in Beer Olympics.

The rules, regulations, and BAC for Beer Olympics are always different to anyone who has ever played, but my goal here is to give you the basic guidelines so that you too can one day stand proud on a podium, a beer in one hand, your pride in another, and claim you are the best competitor your party has ever seen that given night.

The Real Campuses Behind The Top 19 College Movies Of All Time

If you’ve been to college then you love college movies, no matter what. Anything that reminds you of getting wasted, hitting on girls or even being late for class has a special place in your student-heart. But where did the production crews venture to make these college classics? Why, actual colleges, of course!

To give you a behind-the-scenes look, we’ve compiled found all the real campuses behind the best college films of all time.

Tuesday, August 5th

Jimmy Clausen Busted Playing Beer Olympics

Jimmy Clausen, a Notre Dame quarterback legend in the making, faces hot water over pictures that surfaced showing him and two teammates partaking in Beer Olympics, a popular college drinking game.

Clausen could face stern disciplinary action from Notre Dame for underage drinking, which would be his second alcohol-related incident while at the college.

We Can Thank Brad Pitt For Pineapple Express

ver the last few years writer/director/producer Judd Apatow has had the Midas Touch in the film industry, responsible for hits including Superbad, 40 Year Old Virgin, Knocked Up, and Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

His latest film, Pineapple Express, starring Seth Rogan and James Franco, hits theaters on Wednesday August 6th, is a surefire stoner classic.

Apatow and crew have been banging out successful movies at a rate of two per year. So how did he come up with the idea for Pineapple Express?

Tequila Deserves Another Shot… or Sip.

Today there are a more than a handful of 100% agave tequilas on the market that aim to remove the stigma that has followed tequila around like an annoying little step-brother. Brands like Patron, Casa Noble and Don Julio (yes, Cuervo does too) offer incredibly smooth and flavorful Blanco, Anejo and Reposado- 100% agave tequilas.

Whether you sip it, shoot it, or mix it… it’s time to give tequila another chance. Here are 8 cool ways you have most certainly never had tequila before.

Monday, August 4th

The Week In Re-Boob – July 28 – Aug 1st

Mondays suck. Waking up in the morning seems impossible, there’s never any interesting news, and by the end of the day, any stress-relief achieved over the weekend has been replaced by a burning feeling of self-hate. But those days are over!

This is “The Week in Re-Boob,” a Monday-special round-up of all the hottest galleries from around the Web over the past week. That means all the hottest photo galleries of the hottest chicks in one place. It’s guaranteed to turn that Monday frown upside down.

5 Things to Avoid Telling Your Parents

One of the joys of maturing into responsible adults is the new, more equal relationship we can establish with our parents. It’s cool to be able to grab a brewski at family barbecues (double-y cool because you didn’t have to pay for it), usually leading to an awesome opportunity to sit around and gab with the fam about your hilarious exploits away at school.

This table time can often result in blackmail-worthy anecdotes about your Mom’s coed days from Uncle Bill. Unfortunately, it can also result in HORRIBLE AWKWARDNESS should you overshare and let slip any of the following (I know, I thought they’d be cool with it too):

New Miley Cyrus Pictures

On July 14th Miley Cyrus’ PR team (Billy Ray Cyrus) leaked these infamous wet t-shirt pictures. Over the weekend new Miley pictures hit the Internet and now our COED’s Complete Collection of Miley Cyrus’ Scandalous Pictures is getting ridiculously extensive

That should be interesting — wait WTF?! She is only 15 years-old. Billy Ray – control your daughter, this is getting out of hand. In the mean time, we’re going to hell.

Katerina Stikoudi is Monday’s Daily Snapshot

Besides being one of the most ridiculously, perfectly hot women we’ve ever seen, this 23-year-old Greek model won the “Miss Hellas” competition in Greece and represented the country in the Miss World pageant.

She also has a medical degree from the Aristotle University of Thessaloniki Medical School, teaches school children to swim and loves overweight dudes who drink too much and play video games…Ok, we made that up.

We couldn’t think of any way better to honor the 2008 Summer Games in Beijing than building an entire wall of the hottest Asian chicks on the Web. What we didn’t expect was to develop a full-blown Asian fetish by the time we got done sorting through all the glorious pictures. And God willing, you will too. Enjoy!

Want to get into the Olympic spirit? Want to partake in an event that makes you proud to compete for world recognition? Want to create enough staggering drunk people you’ll think you’re at a Lohan family dinner? Want to play the game that recently got Notre Dame’s Jimmy Clausen in hot water. Then look no more, as your competitive spirit will soar when you partake in Beer Olympics.

The rules, regulations, and BAC for Beer Olympics are always different to anyone who has ever played, but my goal here is to give you the basic guidelines so that you too can one day stand proud on a podium, a beer in one hand, your pride in another, and claim you are the best competitor your party has ever seen that given night. (more…)

Jimmy Clausen, a Notre Dame quarterback legend in the making, faces hot water over pictures that surfaced showing him and two teammates partaking in Beer Olympics, a popular college drinking game.

Clausen could face stern disciplinary action from Notre Dame for underage drinking, which would be his second alcohol-related incident while at the college. (more…)