What’s sexier than a drunk girl so intoxicated that she’ll actually hook up with you? How about a topless drunk girl doing beer bongs all night long. She’s doing them standing up, she’s doing them on her knees, and hopefully by the end of the night she’ll be doing them on your bed.

Statistics show that the more a girl drinks, the more she’ll find you attractive. While a few vodka-sodas might make her overlook your beer belly and stained shirt, it won’t help her to fully see past your crooked teeth, goatee, or bald spot. And that’s where shotgunning steps in. Instant beer goggles. So sit back, relax, and realize that these stunngingly sexy girls shotgunning could be yours one day.

Whether of not it feels like it spring 2010 is right around the corner, people! And despite what your doctor might tell you, that means you should be spending as many waking hours as possible soaking in the sun and partying. To help get you motivated, we’ve put together this year’s collection of the hottest beer bong babes we could find.

It’s summer, people! And despite what your doctor might tell you, that means you should be spending as many waking hours as possible soaking in the sun and partying as much as humanly possible. So to help get you motivated, we’ve put together this year’s collection of the hottest beer bong babes we could find. Chug! Chug! Chug!

The Arizona Cardinals are going to enter the 2008 NFL season with the ancient former grocery-bagger Kurt Warner as their starting quarterback, despite having the talented and expensive former first round pick Matt Leinart chilling on the pine.
Leinart started the first five games of 2007 before suffering a fractured collarbone against the St. Louis Rams… Click to read more