It’s summer, people! And despite what your doctor might tell you, that means you should be spending as many waking hours as possible soaking in the sun and partying as much as humanly possible. So to help get you motivated, we’ve put together this year’s collection of the hottest beer bong babes we could find. Chug! Chug! Chug!

• Colts Fan PWND By Beer Bong

• Lindsay Lohan Topless in Vegas?

• Big Wet A-List Booty

• Twitter Grows 43% in One Week

• Taco Bell Bathroom Sex Happens All the Time

• Hottest Cartoon Babes Ever

• I Want This Russian Roulette Beer Bong

• Check Out Danica Patrick’s Tramp Stamp

• Courteney Cox Moves to Cougartown

• How Many People Has This Dude’s Killed?

• Jenn Sterger Sex Tape?!

• 10 Best Onion News Videos…EVER!

This is not a road trip story you want to brag about. Two college assistants attending the American Football Coaches Association convention are in the hospital after they fell out a fourth-story hotel window. [AP]

College Kids Trading Beer Bongs For Time Sheets

While the recession is impacting parents first and foremost, their college-age students are not being left unscathed. Some may think of college as all play and very little work, but that concept, if ever present, just went out the window. [Career Diva]

What Happens When College Cafeterias Go Trayless?

The answer is: People buy less food and subsequently eat less and throw away less. For the customer, it’s good for the budget and the waistline; for the cafeteria (and the environment), it substantially cuts down on waste. Sounds like a win-win situation, unless you are the party who profits most from selling a high volume of food. [NYT]

Gentlemen, this is the one to keep you eyes on. Ariadne Artiles has the sexiness of Adriana Lima and the skills of Gisele. Since 2005, she’s appeared on 20 magazine covers across the world, including spots on GQ Spain, Glamour, twice on Elle plus on a photography book called “Body” – the chick’s so hot it burns. And we’re betting on her going big. So…what’s up, Sports Illustrated?

Click to see Ariadne Artiles’ full “Week That Was” gallery!

Friday, November 7th, 2008

60 Sexy SideBoobs

We here at COED, like you – wherever the hell you are – never get tired of boobs. That’s why they’re so great! But as we all know, some pictures of boobs are just superior to others. And the sideboob is one of the best.A truly great sideboob is as elusive as the slippery chupacabra – but way, way sexier.

College Football Week Eleven: Cheerleader Edition

Following in the footsteps of this week’s historic Election Day, the college football rankings could also see a major shakeup at the top. With two major undefeateds lead by majorly hot cheerleaders facing tough competition this week, who will demonstrate that they are the best?  Alabama does battle in the den of the defending national champion Tigers, while the Red Raiders try to continue their in-state streak against the one-loss Cowboys.  Moving to the second weekend of November, get ready for the action and intensity to rise, as the game temperature and cheer outfits begin to drop off.

Is Jay-Z Turning Into Steve Urkel?

Remember back in the day – you know, like ‘97 – when Hip Hop used to be all about the bling and b*tches and shooting people, and every single rapper dressed in pants big enough for an entire posse? Well, it looks like the scene is going through some serious soul searching. And who have they come up with as the new model for Rap Fashion? None other than Steve Motherf**kin’ Urkel.

Thursday, November 6th, 2008

How To Cheat: Not That You Should, But Here’s How You Could

Let’s face it, dudes cheat. We cheat a lot. And no matter the pain, frustration or STD transmissions it causes, there’s not much anyone can do about it. It’s in a man’s nature to hook up with as many women in his lifetime as possible. Sure, we know and enjoy the benefits of a monogamous relationship. And life is always easier when you aren’t constantly trying to cover your lying tracks. But since you’re probably going to cheat anyway, here are a few tactics that ensure you get away with it – at least until she catches you between the sheets with her sister.

Miss COED: Tricia Helfer

Best known for her role as Number Six in Battlestar Galactica, Tricia Helfer is a 34-year-old Canadian model and actress, having graced the covers of ELLE, Cosmopolitan, Vogue as well as appearing topless in the Feb. 2007 issue of Playboy. Luckily for you, we’ve got the hottest pictures from all over, right here for your Helfer-viewing pleasure.

Time is Running Out In Our Eagles of Death Metal Giveaway

Listen up all you sex craved, music-loving men and women out there! Eagles of Death Metal dropped their new album, Heart On last week, and are hitting the road. This calls for a celebration, one that involves free sex toys and free music!

Only a few days remain to enter our giveaway that will be awarding one lucky winner the new Eagles of Death Metal CD and the Babeland sex toy package of their dreams (which happens to include everything you need to get down and dirty to some great jams).

Facebooking The 2008 Heisman Trophy Candidates

With eleven weeks down and seven weeks to play in the 2008 college football season, America is getting a clearer picture on who will be in the final running for this year’s Heisman trophy. And what could be better than friending whoever takes the title this year? Not that much. So to give you the opportunity, we scoured the net for Heisman Trophy watch-lists, ran their names through Facebook.

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

Smokin’ Hotties

In this day and age of calorie concerns, yoga, wheat grass smoothies and an overall obsession with health, many of the vices we know an love seem sadly on their way out. The first victim of this cultural cleansing is the cigarette. (Unless Barack Obama changes all that.) And if you ask us, that’s a serious tragedy. See, there’s just something about a woman with a cigarette that makes dudes happy. Maybe it’s the ‘bad girl’ image. Maybe it’s thoughts of ‘oral fixation.’ But no matter what the reason, it’s F’ing hot! Not that we have a smoking fetish, but after checking out all these smokin’ hotties, it doesn’t seem like such a bad idea.

Caitlin Davis Complete Web Picture Gallery

Sometimes being beautiful doesn’t get you everything, a lesson 18-year-old Caitlin Davis learned the hard way this week after getting booted from the New England Patriots cheerleading squad for pictures found on Facebook of her covering a passed-out-drunk friend in Sharpie with things like “I’m a Jew,” “Penis” and multiple swastikas.

Smokin’ Presidents

We here at COED are big fans of tobacco. Yeah, we know it’s bad for you – really, really bad for you. But it’s good for the soul, damnit. Which is why we were so happy to hear rumors that Barack Obama has been smoking like a chimney over the past couple of months, despite trying to kick the habit at the beginning of his Presidential bid.

Top 5 NBA Players Likely To Be The Most Overpaid

Every year, there are plenty of NBA players that collect giant paychecks that don’t deserve to be paid anywhere near what the bottom line says on their tax return.  But let’s face it, the NBA Players Association knows what its doing.  Here we will take a look at the Top 5 players we expect to be the most overpaid players of the season.

Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

OBAMA WINS! OBAMA WINS! OBAMA WINS!

Ladies and gentlemen, ’Yes we can’ just became ‘Yes we did’! In the most historic election in generations and one of the most significant in the history of the Western world, Sen. Barack Obama will be the 44th President of the United States. Wow. Just…wow.

Hottest Hollywood O(bama) Faces

After two extremely long and tedious years, the Presidential horse race is finally coming to a close. There’s been ups and there’s been downs, but more than anything, there’s been an endless barrage of super sexy Hollywood stars getting out to support the celebrity candidate of choice, Barack Obama. There’s so many hotties getting out the vote for this guy, the list is practically the entire population of Hollywood. Luckily for you, we’ve narrowed it down to the Hottest Hollywood O-Faces from this election. (Sorry Rosie O’Donnell.)

So You Want to Funnel a Beer?

Mastering the art of beer funneling is an absolute must for any true weekend warrior. If you have built up such a high tolerance to alcohol that it takes twelve beers to get your buzz on then you are ready to transition from beer drinker to beer bong extraordinaire. Here are a few tips and tricks of the trade to get you ready for the best night of drinking and quite possibly the worst hang over of your life. But no fear because as we know chick dig beer funnels!

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

Pretty Pretty Promo Girls

Everyone knows sex sells, especially when you’re selling stuff to dudes. And if you ask us, that’s freakin’ awesome. But the best part isn’t the television commercials and magazine advertisements – it’s all the smokin’ hot babes companies hire to put a face (and hot body) to their brand name. Pushing everything from booze to car mufflers, these ‘Promo Girls’ are like a sexy slice of corporate heaven for you to feast your eyes upon. Enjoy.

The Week In Re-Boob: Oct. 27th – November 3rd

Welp, it’s Monday, again, and you know what that means! Another Week In Re-Boob! We’ve got all the hottest galleries the interweb has to offer. So don’t worry if you missed any of last week’s skintastic sexiness, we’ve got you completely covered. You might want to take a deep breath before diving into this one.

Sex Terrorism at Union College

I heard this really f**ked up story while I was at the game getting loaded. Apparently, some chick on our campus had a bad break with her boyfriend and schemed up a way to get the poor dude back. This chick actually convinced her friend with herpes to seduce the poor guy into unprotected sex. What an evil bitch! Honestly, who uses their friend as a biological weapon to give someone an STD?

The Girls of Texas Tech / Texas Weekend

Halloween Weekend was hard on Colt McCoy’s Texas Longhorns. After being PWND in the first half by Graham Harrell and the Tech Red Raiders, McCoy led a second half comeback vaulting Texas into the lead with less than 90 seconds to go.  As remarkable as it was, it was not remarkable enough.  The Horns were PWND yet again in the final seconds with Harrell’s phenomenal touchdown pass to Michael Crabtree, sealing the deal for the Raiders victory.

The 10 Sexiest Jessica Biel Videos Ever

From her Top 5 Sexiest Internet Moments to our JB Boob Tribute, we loves us some Jessica Biel here at COED. And despite her arrogant claim that she’s too hot for Hollywood, there are still few actresses that can hold a candle to this busty brunette bombshell… at least in the looks department. Rumors are a buzz that Ms. Biel will be donning little more than her birthday suit in an upcoming flick. But until then, The Top 10 Hottest Jessica Biel Videos of All Time will have to suffice.

Mastering the art of beer funneling is an absolute must for any true weekend warrior.

If you have built up such a high tolerance to alcohol that it takes twelve beers to get your buzz on then you are ready to transition from beer drinker to beer bong extraordinaire.

Here are a few tips and tricks of the trade to get you ready for the best night of drinking and quite possibly the worst hang over of your life. But no fear because as we know chick dig beer funnels!

Do’s:

1) Do make sure that the plastic funnel is securely fastened to the plastic hose via a heavy-duty plumbers hose clamp. The idea is to get the beer in you, not on you.

2) Do make sure to frequently stop by the urinal and piss your brains out so you are ready for the next round, it will empty your stomach, make you less bloated and in turn decrease your chance of puking.

3) Do start out with a light beer such as, Bud Light, Miller Lite, Coor’s Light so your stomach does not explode like your first orgasm. (more…)

The Arizona Cardinals are going to enter the 2008 NFL season with the ancient former grocery-bagger Kurt Warner as their starting quarterback, despite having the talented and expensive former first round pick Matt Leinart chilling on the pine.

Leinart started the first five games of 2007 before suffering a fractured collarbone against the St. Louis Rams.  However, Leinart is back and healthy this preseason – yet the powers that be are handing the team back over to Warner. (more…)

It’s back-to-school time, and you know what that means–awesome parties, hot chicks and lots and lots of beer. Sure, college is supposed to be about studying and bettering yourself. But that’s only half of it. To prepare you for the forgotten drunken wonderful nights you’re about to endure, we’ve put together the quintessential compilation of the one thing that’s best about the college experience–Beer Bong Babes.

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