Let’s be honest, Santa’s a pretty stressed out dude. Don’t let that jolly routine fool you. After a hard day’s work in which he delivers millions of gifts, he’s gonna celebrate like it’s 2012 (read: end of the world). We can’t think of a better way to let loose than with beer bongs and beer pong. Sinkin’ cup… Click to read more

Rip on the Jersey Shore all you want, but don’t think that will stop thousands of hotties each weekend from drinking Bronsons and vodka sodas on the beach while you’re at home pounding Hatorade. Marketing Dude Steve checked out Manasquan ‘down the shore’ (I really do hate that phrase) and found an awesome Around the World Party. Of course he filmed it. Highlights include (but are not limited to) Neon Chick [:25], Girl Doing Awkward Bird Dance [:54], and the numerous Shot Skis. Check out the party after the jump!

Guys think about sex every 8 seconds, so you can’t blame us for getting hot and bothered any time a phallic-looking object comes anywhere close to a chick’s mouth. Some girls play along while others become paralyzed with fear. But, to us, the most enticing fellatio simulation is the vaunted beer bong because there’s no biting or chewing, it’s straight take and swallow. With Spring Break kicking off for many students this week, we thought we’d pile on to the mountain of excitement with this Matt Leinart-approved photo gallery of babes blowing knocking back beer bongs. See the pics after the jump!

They say of all the great inventions man’s ever created, alcohol could be the best. So, it’s no wonder humanity’s greatest minds would invent bigger, bolder, and better ways to enjoy man’s greatest invention. From the flabongo to the morning after pill, we present to you the 15 best booze-related inventions. See the full list after the jump!

Saint Nick, Father Christmas, Kris Kringle, Santa Claus – whichever moniker you land on, one thing’s for sure: Dude knows how to party. Ever wonder why he’s so jolly? No, it’s not all the hot chicks with colossal cleavage that sit on his lap at the mall nor is it the milk and cookies. It’s ‘cuz he’s got a decent buzz going from beer pongin’ and bongin’. Let’s be honest, would any SOBER person wear a bright red jumpsuit with furry cuffs and black boots? Plus, my man has to travel around the globe in 1 day and deliver millions of gifts. He’s allowed to let loose and celebrate, ah’ight? You got the bottle, I got the cup, come on, everybody, let’s get…

Busted Coverage published this video of a redhead attempting to take down a beer bong while a hot chick – presumably from Florida State – dances on the pick up truck behind her. While the way more sober firecrotch bravely begins her bong, the sexy Seminole behind her picks up her skirt and flashes her buttcheeks only to completely bite it and ruin w… Click to read more

October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month, as I’m sure you’re well aware of by now. It gets a whole month because there’s nothing better than a set of sweet melons. No offense gay guys who don’t like boobs, that’s the fatal flaw in your whole game. Companies know that tatas are magnificent and guys will buy anything that looks like them and chicks will buy anything to help them look bigger better. Here’s a peek at some of those very products that make us bounce with joy.

On the Southern coast of Portugal is one of the craziest party towns in the world – Lagos, Portugal.

Ever since beer was invented, Man has been devising ways to consume it as fast as possible. The beer bong is a time-tested, surefire way to do just that. Everyone loves a good beer bong. Even chicks! Some bongers are faster than others. Some just suck (in the bad way). Don’t have the time or the money to build a legitimate beer bong? No need to worry, we’ve got your back. Here are 15 creative ways you can turn simple household items into tools of mass consumption that even MacGyver would be proud of.

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What’s sexier than a drunk girl so intoxicated that she’ll actually hook up with you? How about a topless drunk girl doing beer bongs all night long. She’s doing them standing up, she’s doing them on her knees, and hopefully by the end of the night she’ll be doing them on your bed.

Statistics show that the more a girl drinks, the more she’ll find you attractive. While a few vodka-sodas might make her overlook your beer belly and stained shirt, it won’t help her to fully see past your crooked teeth, goatee, or bald spot. And that’s where shotgunning steps in. Instant beer goggles. So sit back, relax, and realize that these stunngingly sexy girls shotgunning could be yours one day.

When was the last time you drank beer straight out of the can? Probably like 7th grade. Real drinkers know that you shouldn’t be drinking it unless the beer is running down a plastic tube, straight down your throat. If you father didn’t teach you that, he failed at raising a real man. Because let’s be honest, everyone from babes to grannies know the beer bong is the way to go. Sure there will be beer bong fails and sure there will be times when you regret doing it all. But at the end of the day it’s a wonderful way to spend time with loved ones.