Guys think about sex every 8 seconds, so you can’t blame us for getting hot and bothered any time a phallic-looking object comes anywhere close to a chick’s mouth. Some girls play along while others become paralyzed with fear. But, to us, the most enticing fellatio simulation is the vaunted beer bong because there’s no biting or chewing, it’s straight take and swallow. With Spring Break kicking off for many students this week, we thought we’d pile on to the mountain of excitement with this Matt Leinart-approved photo gallery of babes blowing knocking back beer bongs. See the pics after the jump!

What’s sexier than a drunk girl so intoxicated that she’ll actually hook up with you? How about a topless drunk girl doing beer bongs all night long. She’s doing them standing up, she’s doing them on her knees, and hopefully by the end of the night she’ll be doing them on your bed.

Whether of not it feels like it spring 2010 is right around the corner, people! And despite what your doctor might tell you, that means you should be spending as many waking hours as possible soaking in the sun and partying. To help get you motivated, we’ve put together this year’s collection of the hottest beer bong babes we could find.

It’s summer, people! And despite what your doctor might tell you, that means you should be spending as many waking hours as possible soaking in the sun and partying as much as humanly possible. So to help get you motivated, we’ve put together this year’s collection of the hottest beer bong babes we could find. Chug! Chug! Chug!