We love beer as much as the next lush, but some people take their passion for the nectar of the Gods to a whole ‘nother level. Some may call them conossiuers, others might call them snobs. Either way, a simple coozie, hat, keychain, or t-shirt with their favorite beer logo on it ain’t gonna cut it, broham. So, if your bud’s finicky about his Bud, we’ve got a list of seven essential items that’ll drown his sorrows. Check out which boozy products made the cut after the jump.

There have been amazing advances in alcohol concealment, but most methods cumbersome and unattractive. Learn how to sneak booze into the stadium comfortably.

A wise man once said, “Drinking beer doesn’t make you fat; it makes you lean… against bars, tables, chairs and poles.” Turns out the guy was half right. The college lifestyle of all-you-can eat dining halls, all night study sessions and partying Thursday to Sunday can quickly catch up to your waist line, for proof check out 80 Epic Beer Bellies [PICS]. If you’ve recently discovered your gut and sides hanging over your pants like a muffin top, it might be time to cut back on the brewskis.

Hot on the heels of reports that fat men last longer in bed than skinner ones, COED presents a gluttonous gallery of EPIC beer bellies that will have you questioning your low carb, high cardio lifestyle.

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The holiday season is up ahead and if your like us, so are many nights of boozing it up with the friends and family.  Sure it my be hard on the liver, but what better way to deal with that creepy Uncle and those nagging parents than with a little extra nog in your eggnog?  There isn’t one.
But as necessary as alcohol may be for maintaining holiday sanity, have y… Click to read more

If you watched the VP debate last night you heard a lot about Sarah Palin’s BFF, Joe Six Pack. But who is he? What does he like? What does he do?We don’t know Joe Six Pack personally (though we have hooked up with his cousin, Mark Quarter Barrel…who could not keep it up), but we imagine he’d be something like this:
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5′11, brown hair, brown eyes, some sor… Click to read more

A German man narrowly escapes certain death by falling off a hotel balcony onto his beer belly, which saved his life. (Metro UK)
Homeless or Hipster? It’s always so hard to tell… (College Candy)
Old guy mistaken for mass-murderer Whitey Bulger gets arrested with his wife when on vacation in Italy. When in Rome… (WMTV)
Wonder why Brits get… Click to read more