Last night, the Mavs avenged their ’06 Finals loss to the Heat with a decisive Game 6 victory over the Big Three in Miami for their first NBA title. It seems everyone and their Delonte West-banging mother rooted agaisnt the cHeat, painting Lebron, D-Wade, and Bosh like immature, taunting, childish, crybaby super villains. We feel Twitter is always a good measuring stick / barometer for public reaction, so it’s no surprise that #heatlockerroomplaylist is trending. People are more pumped to see the Heat lose than the Mavs win. We sifted through the piles of suggestions to come up with the best of the best. Take a listen then suggest your own in the comments section below our partner links after the jump shot.

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We’ve got some good videos to start out the week. First up, we’ve got disappointed dogs dressed in Star Wars costumes. Then there’s the first minute to Nailin’ Paylin. The best recession meal: squirrel melts! Beck has a new video, “Modern Guilt”. A dumbass slams into a fence. A list of the “Worst Political Ads, … Click to read more

If you didn’t get a chance to hit up the Austin City Limits Music Festival this past weekend, then you definitely missed out on some of the best shows this year – and a ton of super hot festival chicks running around in bikinis. Luckily for us all, COED had an all-access pass to the action and we were sober enough to remember to bring a camera. So even if… Click to read more

If you’re lucky, right now you’re in Austin, Texas at the Austin City Limits Festival, which started today. The line-up is so good, it’s hard to decide which stage to go to. From The Mars Volta to Beck to The Foo Fighters and a ton of super freakin’ awesome bands in between, ACL 2008 is looking like it’s going to be one of the best f… Click to read more

Beck may be a Scientologist, but we have to forgive him. But we have to say that the long hair is creeping us out a little bit.… Click to read more

When you mix the nonchalant coolness of Flight of The Concords with the sometimes disco grooves of Beck, you get something extra rad: MGMT. Now throw in some Amazon rain forest, hot hipster chicks, and psychedelic body paint and you get the trippy new video from MGMT for their song, “Electric Feel”.
Tell me ONE thing that is wrong with any of the fo… Click to read more

This time, the montage is in L.A.:
HIGH-FIVE HOLLYWOOD! on FunnyOrDie.com
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