I, Slut: Girl-on-Girl Name-Calling

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Ladies, gentlemen: I am a slut.

No two ways around it: I like sex. I like sex with lots of different people. I like sex in lots of different ways. I like talking about sex. I like writing about sex. So I go out, and I hook up, and I do not always stick around to cuddle. This doesn’t mean that I’m all messed up inside, or that I need men’s approval (if you look at my “to do” list, you’ll see that “caring about men’s approval” is on the bottom, directly beneath “personally oversee the freezing-over of Hell”), or that I can’t be faithful or intimate when I fall in looooove.

It’s tough to define my motives for sleeping around, but, if I had to make a guess, I think it might have something to do with the fact that I have a huge freaking pleasure center in my crotch, and it feels good when people touch it. So yeah: I’m a slut. I call myself a slut. I let my friends call me a slut. I even let my dude call me a slut, although that happens exclusively in bed. (more…)

Miss COED: Heather Vandeven

Miss COED: Heather Vandeven

Twenty-six year-old Heather Vandeven is a badass. Growing up in Santa Rosa, California, she was athletic and punky, playing sports and skateboarding. As a late-bloomer, she didn’t always plan on being a professional beauty, and joined the US Army for two and a half years, and has a degree in Education from Southern Illinois U. She was Penthouse “Pet of the Month” in January 2006, Twisty’s “Treat of the Month” in March ‘08, and plays the girlfriend of a character in 2K Sports upcoming Don King Presents: Prizefighter.

Check out Heather Vandeven’s Miss COED Gallery after the jump! (more…)

Miss COED: Josie Maran

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Josie Maran, an extremely successful, 30-year-old model and actress, has been one of the top American beauties since before you hit puberty. She recently launched a cosmetic’s line, aptly named Josie Maran Cosmetics, which is a pretty good idea. Who better to get beauty tips from than someone way hotter than anyone else.

Check out Josie Maran’s Miss COED gallery after the jump! (more…)

The Babes of Wimbledon 2008

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When it comes to the awesome combination of beauty and braun, women tennis players take the hot-athlete cake. So since Wimbledon 2008 starts today, we’ve decided to celebrate the parade of racket-weilding hotties by serving you COED’s quintessential list: ‘The Babes of Wimbledon 2008.’ You’re just going to love it…

Check out all The Babes of Wimbledon 2008 after the jump! (more…)