Like catching a glimpse of cleavage out of the corner of your eye, there’s nothing a man can do to keep himself from staring at a woman’s butt when her thong is sticking out. NOTHING! Just a flash of that thing floating just above the waistline is enough to send us into a spat of fantasies so dirty, we can’t even begin to mention them. So instead, we’ll just give you a ton of glorious ‘whale tails,’ and leave the dirty business up to you. (more…)

This Sunday, the most beautiful women in the world, from places you never even knew existed, will gather for the 2009 Miss Universe competition. And at the end, a new champion will be crowned the most gorgeous woman in all of existence. So we thought we’d introduce you to these 84 super-hotties before the voting begins. And while we’re at it, we might as well skip to the best part – the bikinis! (more…)

These days, pretty much everyone is on Twitter. But most of the time, all you get is the occasional funny link and a whole lot of “I’m eating lunch!” So instead of the same ol’ nonsense, spice up your Twitter feed with some of the hottest women around: Playboy Playmates. Sure, they’re probably just as boring as the rest of us, but at least you stand a good chance at seeing a TwitPic of their boobs! (You know, besides all the other pictures of them naked…) (more…)

Nobody covers video games quite like G4. Sure, they have good, all-encompassing content, but what really sets G4 apart from the flock of gaming media is their stable of super hotties they’ve hired to give you the gaming goods. To honor these badass beauties, we’ve put together this collection of The Gorgeous Girls of G4 TV.

Alison Haislip

Twitter ID: alisonhaislip

Blond super-cutie, Alison Haislip is a serious gaming gal from the classy state of New Jersey! She ended up on Attack of the Show after she was discovered while bartending by a G4 exec. So let’s get this straight: Hot, loves video games, and knows how to properly pour a Guinness? Welp, the search is over, fellas. We found The One.

Olivia Munn

Twitter ID: oliviamunn

Queen of all the geek goddesses, Olivia Munn is probably the only thing anyone who doesn’t play tons of video games knows about G4. The Attack of the Show host is the obsession of gamers everywhere, and has recently exploded into the mainstream, having recently appeared in Playboy. And if you ask us, the more Olivia Munn, the better.

Morgan Webb

Before hosting G4’s “X-Play,” brunette beauty, Morgan Webb cut her teeth in the gaming world hosting the podcast, WebbAlert, and also writing a gaming column in FHM called “Tips From the Gaming Goddess.” And with a title like “Gaming Goddess,” it’s no surprise she’s ended up on TV.

Kristen Holt Adams

Cheat! host, Kristin Adams has a serious hot girl resume. While in college at Texas Christian University, Adams (then with the last name, Holt) became a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader. She then made the semi-finals in the first season of American Idol, and was hired as a correspondent for the second season. She’s also appeared as a Stuff Magazine cover girl. It’s just too bad Cheat! has been cut down to a few minute segment – we could stare at miss Adams for hours!

Anna David

Twitter ID: annabdavid

Not your average gamer girl, sexy stunner, Anna David is a journalist that’s written for publications ranging from The Los Angeles Times to Playboy, covering everything from sex and relationship advice to crystal meth and prostitution. Along with her writing, Anna tackles viewers’ sex questions on AOTS’s “In Your Pants” segment.

Blair Butler

Twitter ID: theblairbutler

Out of all the hotties on this list, Blair Butler is a true nerd. On top of being an “avid” comic book fan, the 31-year-old host of the “Fresh Ink” segment on AOTS, is also a stand-up comic, having appeared on such shows as Comedy Central’s “Premium Blend.” Blair got her start at G4 as head writer for “X-Play,” but soon found herself on the other side of the camera.

Jade Raymond

When it comes to real gaming chops, Jade Raymond is your girl. This smiley stunner broke into the gaming world as a game producer for companies like EA, IBM and Sony Online. Nowadays, in addition to producing kick ass, highly addictive games, she’s interviewing gaming industry insiders, and finding out about the hottest in gaming news. The hottest in gaming girls, however, she’s left to us…

Carissa Walford

Bodacious blond babe, Carissa Walford is the latest smokeshow to infiltrate the G4 arena, as guest host of Attack of the Show. The saucy Aussie has made a name for herself already by performing her AOTS duties almost entirely in a bikini. Which, when you have a practically perfect body, is definitely the best way to go.

The Tour de France is currently underway, with star cyclist Lance Armstrong making his attempt to snag yet another yellow jersey and the TdF title for the eighth time. However, despite all of Lance Armstrong’s heroic awesomeness, he is not a naked woman. So to make up for that unfortunate fact, we’ve put together a skintastic collection of sexy babes on bicycles, many of whom seem to be completely naked. Why anyone would want to ride a bike naked, we have no clue. But we’re sure happy these lovely ladies do!

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We know yoga doesn’t really have anything to do with sex, but there’s just something about a woman bending into impossible positions while wearing tight, skimpy outfits (if anything at all) that screams “Let’s get naked and do it!” And after checking out this sexy selection of fantastically flexible yoga babes, we know you’ll agree. (more…)

Everyone knows that local commercials can be awesomely awful – but this one is simply awesome. I’m not going to give away the ending, but I will tell you that it involves a hot chick, a horror movie motif and attempted armed robbery. And it just gets better from there.

No matter what kind of man you are, it’s impossible to deny the awesomeness that is the tight jeans and G-string combo. They go together like peaches and cream, whiskey and cigarettes, blow jobs and… more blow jobs. Often called a “whale tail,” this female apparel phenomenon seems to usually happen to girls who have fake tans and tramp stamps, so something tells us it’s not entirely accidental. But no matter what force of nature causes it, you’re never going to hear us complain. In fact, we’re going to celebrate it with tons of hot pictures! Enjoy.

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Barack Obama has successfully been inaugurated as the 44th President of the United States, and now it’s time to get down to the business of solving some serious problems. But before we get to that monumental task, let’s take a minute to celebrate the ushering in of a new era the only way we know how – with super hot chicks!  We’re not sure what it is about a beautiful woman in red, white and blue that makes us feel so good. But regardless of the reason – God Bless the US T&A!