For most of us, having someone try to rob you at gunpoint has to be one of the most terrifying situations imaginable. For this convenience store clerk, on the other hand, it seems to have made his day. With a gun in his face, this dude proceeds to calmly walk around the counter, and beat the ever-living crap out of the wannabe thief.

You know, I can’t remember the last time I hear a rap song I gave a crap about. I’m sure it’s out there, but after Kaye turned himself into an egomanical douchebag, I stopped listening to the radio, altogether. So when I came across this video of a kid tapping a bangin’ beat with his pencils while spitting good rhymes,it was a breath of fresh air.

This day and age, money doesn’t come easily; times are tough, and everybody’s got to fight for what they need. But this autoworker makes his the punching-and-kicking kind of fight when his boss tells him to pack up is stuff and go. After delivering a serious beat-down, the guy who got fired begins to talk to reporters of the sad reality of… people having bosses…

If you’re considering ever robbing a liquor store, I think it’d be a good idea if you take a look at this video before throwing on your ski mask. Basically, the thief says, “Give me the money.” The clerk goes to take the money out. Then the thief gets impatient, tries to grab the money, and all hell breaks loose. I’m not actually sure who loses this fight because nobody sure as hell wins.